When you take someone's Crocs off then cum in them and then proceed to slap them in the face with them.
by MrMagicFingersz March 06, 2020
When you take off someone's Crocs because they're a weak male and then cum in them. Afterwords you proceed to slap them across the face with said Crocs.
by MrMagicFingersz March 06, 2020
-Croc dick (Noun)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
by The Soyest Milk August 20, 2021
He’s the General Croc. One of the slimmest human beings alive, If you was to go against him be prepared for the worst
You know Jay Croc ? My brother told me he was beefing with him now it’s been 3 days since he came home ...
by Carlton Hammonds February 07, 2021
A Malikie-ism to describe his terrible taste in footwear gone wrong, wronger than just plain crocs even.
" I have a sloppy croc, but that's my fault for having such crap taste in footwear in the first place"
by The Weather Beaver October 28, 2017
Granny Crocs are when a grandma wears crocs with their child/grandchild & makes the family/companion look hill billy as fuck :)
by Bloop bleep go to sleep April 23, 2016
Verb, To crotch croc is to flash ones vagina to the public when not wearing underwear. Usually by way of media exposure in a public forum.
Steve: "dude did you hear about Brittany Spears?"
Richard: "Crotch Croc again?"
Steve: "Totally"
Richard: "Nice..."
Richard: "Crotch Croc again?"
Steve: "Totally"
Richard: "Nice..."
by Dr. Fox 23 October 29, 2008