Peach Cobbler

Taking as many peach rings as possible, line your cock with them. Then have a girl give you a sloppy blowjob.

Curtis: Damn, Alyssa gave me this peach cobbler the other day and it was AMAZING!

by Curtis Smith III March 26, 2011

cobbler

the act of busting a load on a girls face, then her wiping it on her index finger, and jamming that finger straight up your ass.

As soon as i got off on her face, sally gave me a real deep cobbler.

by BlumpKING July 30, 2004

Cobbleaology

The act of talking about a subject with an air of authority and knowledge, so that the listeners believe what is being told to them, when in fact the speaker hasn't a clue what he is talking about.

"You're talking cobblers, mate". Anon. Cobbleaology - the art of talking cobblers.

by Riggwelter March 25, 2005

Cobble-shlopped

1.) (v.) Ruined in a material sense, screwed over.

2.) (v.) intercourse.

3.) (adj.) Extremely drunk

4.) (v.) To get drunk, The action of becoming intoxicated.

Cobble-shlopped, Cobble-shlopping, Cobble-shloppingly

1.) I'm cobble-shlopped, I lost all my money from the bet!

2.) I heard they cobble-shlopped all night.

3.) He was so cobble-shlopped after the party.

4.) We are all going to the bar for Cobble-shlopping!

by BananaMonkey123 February 22, 2008

chobblehock

Conspicuous voracious rapid voluminous mastication of anything normally consumed at a reasonable or gracious pace, inviting the warning "keep hands and feet away"!

Marvin chobblehocked his entire lunch in under a minute. Sally chobblehocked that entire platter of pancakes in just 7 bites, without a fork or syrup. I just watched Maria chobblehock a whole cake by herself!

by isavelives January 17, 2010

Crabblenarcs

When one acts or is a bitch - male version

see crabblesnitch

Oh man, I can't believe Marvin crabblenarced you

Those guys are being crabblenarcs

You better watch out Megan or he'll crabblenarc you too

I totally got crabblenarced at the office today!

by Coolest office bitch you know November 1, 2011

Cobbler's Loaf

Achieving sexual gratification whilst taking a shit in someone's shoe.

Mary is so hot, I grabbed her high heels and gave her a Cobbler's Loaf!

by flowergrazer September 16, 2016