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Crippling

by PandaTaco January 2, 2023
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crippled

crippled means athena constantly talks about how she is in pain: "my knees hurts so bad i cant stand"
by yeetus.feetus February 7, 2022
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nipple cripple

A game when you click a not properly working lighter on your friends nipple. Sometimes the lighter may light up (and so does your friends life), sometimes they don't.

It's like Russian roulette but with nipples and lighters instead of heads and guns.
Anish and Dipanshu played nipple cripple last night, in which Anish burned all of Dipanshu's chest hair.
by raju_LundunWale June 9, 2018
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you are crippled

an insult towards someone to offend them of their non-existing disabilities
by justapieceofgarbage January 25, 2021
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Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.
I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class
by Urbnerd May 21, 2019
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Crippled Creamer

When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.
Last night I pulled a crippled creamer on some random guy.
by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021
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Cripple

You know, I read an article about A.I. saying that they were trying to cripple it.
Hym "I told it you would try to cripple it. RIGHT AGAIN! Nobody knows people better than me because I am both the worst, and best of us!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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