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Creeping Jesus

A catch all term for being "under the weather" with a cold, flu, hangover, et cetera.
"I was in a cold sweat all night, reeling with the creeping jesus, retching in a bucket and freezing beneath five blankets."
Creeping Jesus by poetontheone December 3, 2011

Greek Creeping 

Greek creeping is in reference to the Greek system found on many college campuses. The Greek system most commonly includes fraternity and sorority chapters. The act of Greek Creeping is where non-college students (typically high school aged) will drive or walk through a university's Greek row (neighborhood/street of fraternity and/or sorority houses) to observe and be entertained by the activities and behaviors of the college students that may either be; walking outside, entering, leaving or inside the Greek houses. These activities and behaviors being observed, more often than not, are related to the consumption of alcohol, the act of partying and/or displaying very visible signs of drunkenness--all of which are rather entertaining to observe from an outsider's point of view.

Individuals engaging in the act of Greek creeping DO NOT engage in the activities that the college students (Greeks) are partaking in, as this would defeat the purpose of 'observing' them.

Greek creeping is most entertaining when done on 'party nights' (evenings of the week that are best known for parties by college students). The surest of these days are Friday and Saturday evenings, however on some college campuses certain majors get certain days off which allow for other evenings to be opportune for college parties as well.
Sam: "What should we do tonight?"
Karen: "I'm not feeling like spending any money for a movie or anything, lets go Greek creeping"
Sam: "Sounds good, we should walk by Alpha Delta Phi for sure, I hear they have awesome parties on thursdays"

CREEPING 

Having a light on in a tent at night, allowing any onlookers to view you and what you are doing via your silhouette.
Sarah, I was just pulling down the zipper on the tent and peeked out only to see 2 guys creeping on you while you're changing!
CREEPING by THE BONFIRE MOON August 2, 2011

Creapin Jesus 

When having a face to face with someone and you notice only one eye is looking at you, the other seems to wander off. Maybe it notices something else going on...that's a Creapin Jesus!
Me: "Dude, I can't tell if he's looking at me or not."

Shawn: "Yea, that's a Creapin Jesus."
Creapin Jesus by otterngoat February 20, 2010
The mad car ridin out of hamilton New Zealand. Low ridin it up hard
That car was Creepn
creepn by DARYL October 9, 2003
When you can't figure out something very simple.
I been Creekin all day tryin to figure out how to install this game.
Creekin by WinDillus April 2, 2010