Cowboy Fuel

Cowboy fuel is a name given to an alcoholic beverage which generally promotes cowboy like behavior.

The most renown cowboy fuel would be a Desperado, which is a tequila flavored beer.

cowboy fuel generally leads to the worst headache of your life and you feel very drained the next day, assuming you didn't get too pumped up and ended in the cells or A&E.

Guy1:Mate what on earth happened to you last night?

Guy2:Shh mind the head mate, must have been that cowboy fuel?

Guy1:I told you to lay of the cowboy fuel, remember what happened to Phil?

by FrazzleFresh & MrKenzi May 12, 2009

Drugsto' Cowboy

A popular internet blogger, vlogger, and music video comedian, The Drugsto' Cowboy is the self-proclaimed "most color-coordianted rapper to ever come out of Sheboygan, WI."

"The Drugsto' Cowboy has more game than a Jewish Community Center on BINGO night."

by Dave Lahna December 31, 2008

kotex cowboy

1. A person who is a pussy
2. Someone bitches a lot
3. A person acting in a cunt like manner

John is a Kotex cowboy today

by God's Gift To Electrical December 17, 2013

cowboy fever

cowboy fever, also sometimes called "mad cowboy disease" refers to a group of people who are madly in love with cowboys– specifically michael nesmith and/or stephen stills. this illness is to not be taken lightly, as the causes and affects are irreversible. once one is stricken with cowboy fever, there is no turning back. they will now live and die for cowboys. common symptoms are obsessively talking about michael nesmith or stephen stills, having a camera roll filled with cowboy pictures, listening to country and/or folk rock. there are many other symptoms that begin to deteriorate ones mind, leaving them completely incapsulated by cowboys. NOTE: cowboy fever is extremely infectious!!

bella: MICHAEL NESMITH!?!>#@$?#>#$!#?!>$

mimi: wait what

val: oh she has cowboy fever

mimi: oh - uh shit i think i might be coming down with cowboy fever too ...

by cowboyfucker420 August 17, 2020

cowboy hard

Condition in which one worked so hard he can't get a full erection, but the callouses developed riding in the saddle makes the penis feel hard.

Mike: After all these years on horseback I think I may have given myself ED.

Jane: yeah but at least you're cowboy hard

Mike: *silence*

by Gonna Be Dumb, Better be Tough April 21, 2014

Penis Cowboy

Somebody who rides the penis much like a cowboy rides his horse

Wow... look at tim cook... such a penis cowboy.

by TheFridgeMaster November 30, 2009

Steamroom Cowboy

A gentleman who enjoys loitering in steam baths in the company of other nude men, for any number of other reasons - mere voyeurism; the prospect of a good, hearty romp with another like-minded fellow; or possibly he wants to check out the other chap's todger to see if it matches the description of the one his wife has been playing around with.

When the Ambassador caught Alex hanging around the steam baths, peeking at stray John Thomases, he proclaimed him to be a "Steamroom Cowboy".

Naturally, the Ambassador thought nothing of keeping the photographs of this behaviour.

by Hangus the Monkey September 29, 2019