cowboy vision 

a condition affecting people in western rural areas or prehaps western schools like the university of wyoming. It results in the lack of any decent looking women so the men adjust their expecations to match the situation. Women ugly in california would be treated as goddeses in these areas.

John: Man jason thinks every girl in the state of flordia is hot.
Will: Its not his fault, he devoloped cowboy vision to cope with the women in wyoming/idaho.
John: Is there anyway to help him?
Will: No, after prolonged exposure to that situation cowboy vision is incurable.

cowboy vision by jack847 October 2, 2011

cowboy song 

One of Thin Lizzy's greatest tracks. Arguably one of the finest songs ever written, the guitar can leave you in a mess after twenty straight orgasms.

"Hey dude, have you heard cowboy song?"
"Yeah man, needed a mop for the semen on the ceiling afterwards though"

cowboy song by FretWizard February 2, 2014

cowboy camel toe 

cowboy camel toe created by tight wrangler jeans worn by men

When a man's wranglers are so tight his nut sack is split in half like a cowboy camel toe.

cowboy camel toe by skrambled February 5, 2015

cowboy underwear 

Sunrise in front and a trail behind you! (Stained undies)

Wow! Those are some stained undies; they look like cowboy underwear.

cowboy underwear by bearvalleydb February 25, 2015

Cowboy Law 

When you give a girl your hat and she wears it, she's automatically your girlfriend.

When you let a girl drive your truck or jeep, she's your girlfriend.

Cowboy Law.

I let her drive my truck. Cowboy Law.

Cowboy Law by Cblaw June 14, 2018

Cowboy grant 

A guy named Grant who always acts like he lives in the countryside and thinks he is a redneck.

Hey where is cowboy grant?
He’s polishing his cowboy boots

Cowboy grant by K_L_M16 November 26, 2018

Cowboy Magic 

Gay sex. Preferably in the back of a pickup truck or any other masculine location.

"There's nothing I love more than some cowboy magic with my pals"

Cowboy Magic by Ghabm August 10, 2019