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cowbell o' gas

When your farts make a noise other than the normal toot toot.

Initially created to fill a gaping hole in emoticons because there was no smiley for "gassy", thus ":) + /'\ " had to be used.
Please note, however: If your ass is truly making a clanging sound, you should seek immediate medical attention.
"My cowbell o' gas is ringing loudly tonight."
"Jesus! That was quite a cowbell o' gas!"
by bellybellbel February 9, 2010
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Cowbellcore

The genre of music where a cowbell instead of a china cymbal in a metalcore song during a breakdown, thus changing the musical genre from "metalcore" to "cowbellcore"
This cowbellcore song needs some more cowbell!
by travisc94 December 27, 2012
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cowboy hard

Condition in which one worked so hard he can't get a full erection, but the callouses developed riding in the saddle makes the penis feel hard.
Mike: After all these years on horseback I think I may have given myself ED.

Jane: yeah but at least you're cowboy hard

Mike: *silence*
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Cowbelly

A fat cunt who is mostly famous for making the Youtube Series "Comment Awards", where memes are showcased. He is also a penguin.
Person A: Hey what are you doing?
Person B: Im trying to submit memes to Comment Awards, but that daft cunt Cowbelly won't let me!
by DeepFriedDump April 9, 2019
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Cowboy Chemistry

Methods applied in a chemistry laboratory setting that are intended to cut corners and save time. It is also done frequently in poorly funded laboratories due to lack of materials.

Some examples include:

Sparging a solvent for an air sensitive reaction for 30 minutes rather than the recommended 1.5-2 hours.
Rinsing used glassware once with an organic solvent and reusing.
Choosing an acid/base on the basis of availability, rather than literature precedence.
Preceding to the next synthetic step without thorough purification.

Negative root causes for adapting these methods are typically hunger, tiredness, laziness or depression. On the other hand, these methods are often efficiently applied by those who have achieved a well developed intuition for the chemistries.
"Dude I am so hungry, I'm just gunna cowboy chem this work-up so I can get some taco-bell before they close."

"I told Dr. ______ my reaction didn't work because the starting material was oxidized, but honestly I cowboy chem'd the work-up and I think I decomposed the product."

"Rules are made so that the less adept make as few mistakes as possible. If you're smart you can do some cowboy chemistry to save a lot of time and materials."

"How did you finish the synthesis that fast?" -- "Cowboy chemistry lol".
by hermite March 1, 2020
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cowboy fever

cowboy fever, also sometimes called "mad cowboy disease" refers to a group of people who are madly in love with cowboys– specifically michael nesmith and/or stephen stills. this illness is to not be taken lightly, as the causes and affects are irreversible. once one is stricken with cowboy fever, there is no turning back. they will now live and die for cowboys. common symptoms are obsessively talking about michael nesmith or stephen stills, having a camera roll filled with cowboy pictures, listening to country and/or folk rock. there are many other symptoms that begin to deteriorate ones mind, leaving them completely incapsulated by cowboys. NOTE: cowboy fever is extremely infectious!!
bella: MICHAEL NESMITH!?!>#@$?#>#$!#?!>$

mimi: wait what

val: oh she has cowboy fever

mimi: oh - uh shit i think i might be coming down with cowboy fever too ...
by cowboyfucker420 August 17, 2020
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COWBOYWIZART

A CowboyWizart is an extremely powerful person with mass sex appeal. An individual who is a Rad Radical, Charismatic Catalyst, Metaphysical Mercenary and Environmental Extremist. This individual has his own moral code and set of standards that doesn’t always align with the rest of society. Chaotic Neutral. A CowboyWizart is very intelligent, creative, clever and dangerous. A visionary with the willpower unknown to mankind. Someone who is combat trained in the physical and metaphysical. Ordained by the most high and possessing divine power. Very few are CowboyWizarts.
>Did this sexy ass mf just teleport in here on a damn Pegasus holding a Glock.40?
Cowboywizart: Yes.
by JSMITTY23 November 22, 2021
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