Council Lube

a sentence used to describe lube for those too poor to afford or in a desperate situation and require lubrication. inferring that council estates (of the uk) may be too poor to afford any decent lubrication. coined in the same sense that "council pop" refers to water from a tap.

him - "lets have anal sex"

Her - "but we havent got any lube!"

him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"

him - *spits in hand*

by unclebob1923 January 19, 2010

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by InterpersonalCommunication March 4, 2025

HEAD COUNCIL

A GROUP OF AMAZING CIVIL BLACK MEN WHO ARE PACKING ABSOLUTE LOGS IN THEIR PANTS WHO JUS ATRACT SO MUCH COOCH ITS INSANE (except saldana and osama)

“LOOK AT “HEAD COUNCIL”THEYRE SOO AMAZING AND COOL AND HOT “

by EROMO the best December 11, 2023

Council of Youtube

A youtubers group started on October 8th 2017.

He's in the Council of Youtube so he must be famous.

by Edatsu March 4, 2021

The Council

A group of sick cunts

"Hey did you see how sexy Joe is"

"Yeah it's because he is the leader of the council"

by Cod_lequis1 March 12, 2021

Council lips

When a female has big fat Botox lips and comes from a council scheme

Check the state of her over there with the big fat council lips

by Favol March 2, 2023

Council of Cats

A highly secretive and judgmental assembly of cats, typically observed when multiple felines gather in a circle, triangle, or vaguely cult-like formation. Believed to be convening to make important decisions about the fate of humanity, the distribution of treats, or whether you’re worthy of being kneaded.

• “I walked into the living room and all three of my cats were sitting in a triangle, staring at me like I interrupted something. I think I found the Council of Cats.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”

by TheRoseThorn August 7, 2025