A highly secretive and judgmental assembly of cats, typically observed when multiple felines gather in a circle, triangle, or vaguely cult-like formation. Believed to be convening to make important decisions about the fate of humanity, the distribution of treats, or whether you’re worthy of being kneaded.
• “I walked into the living room and all three of my cats were sitting in a triangle, staring at me like I interrupted something. I think I found the Council of Cats.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”
by TheRoseThorn August 7, 2025
Get the Council of Catsmug. Someone who does important things and speaks about important things because other people chose for them to be important
synonyms: Jean
synonyms: Jean
by realperson23 May 11, 2022
Get the student council presidentmug. The Council of has existed for millennia. They consist of the wise guy, the karate kid, the twat, the goofiest lad and their anonymous leader. If you think your safe from them you’re not. They own everything and lack the intelligence for morality.
When the council convenes.
The twat: “ah the council of meets again”
The goofy lad: “stfu”
Karate kid: “don’t be mean” (she’s horrible)
The wise guy: “At least we all know Jude’s the best”
The twat: “ah the council of meets again”
The goofy lad: “stfu”
Karate kid: “don’t be mean” (she’s horrible)
The wise guy: “At least we all know Jude’s the best”
by Sollis February 3, 2023
Get the The Council Ofmug. The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.
by Weed Smoker Chicken King November 23, 2021
Get the The council of butt tablesmug. The divine order of all Andrews, bound together by fate and power. To speak the name is to summon loyalty, strength, and destiny itself. Scholars fear it. Governments can’t stop it. Mothers instinctively name their sons Andrew so they may one day join the ranks.
Learn more about the Drew World Order at AndrewsOnly.com
Learn more about the Drew World Order at AndrewsOnly.com
“Before the Council of Andrews, I was invisible. After joining, I landed a promotion, doubled my income, grew a beard in a week, and strangers started calling me "sir". The Council doesn’t just change your life — it declares who you were always meant to be.”
-Andrew
-Andrew
by CouncilofAndrews August 22, 2025
Get the Council of Andrewsmug. discord gc for the /land server, got the tuffest bois and girls in there as we call the following members: vrosby, fusion, sleepee, take, divine, shiro, leek, bea, symple and wrath (optional)
by Ludwig90 June 25, 2025
Get the land councilmug. It is a council formed of the sussest people in the universe for a fact they are so sus they can split time and reality it self.
by PushingBEnjoyer April 6, 2022
Get the Sus Councilmug.