Carrot Top

See obnoxious

Nobody likes Carrot Top, so why is he still on the air?

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

Carroted

being carroted is a move of when you get someone to the ground on their back or stomach you then lie on-top of them saying carrot. you can also epic carrot someone when you get them to ground and jump on them with your elbow out while yelling EPIC CARROT.

i carroted james today he didn't like it at all he got quadruple carroted.

by trent coles June 18, 2017

dangling the carrot

Like dangling a carrot in front of a horse. A tease

"She keeps telling me She wants to have sex. I think she's just dangling the carrot"

by deathisajoy January 7, 2016

Carrot

A cheap, healthy, edible dildo of the vegetable class. Tastes nice in stews or raw. Looks orange and tastes carroty.

"We had beef stew with carrot in it this evening. I enjoyed eating the carrot very much as I had seen it being rubbed in and out of my wife's fud."

by bobwentpop December 27, 2007

carrot cock

When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.

I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.

by MerkMeister December 27, 2007

Archbishop Carroll High School

Archbishop Carroll high school, Aka “Carroll”, is A private, catholic school located outside of Philadelphia in the “main line.” Let’s be honest, there’s nothing fancy about this school tho. To name some positives about Carroll, there’s a 100% chance you won’t leave the bathroom sober. If you can pass an 8th grade math class you’ll be fine at Carroll. However, there’s also a 90% chance you’ll have to walk the whole school to find a bathroom that’s not locked....thanks vapers. Almost impossible to finish a year without a detention. Students are also Stuck with some shitty chromebooks that the administration uses to spy on students. Overall a shitty school for an education but if your trying to spend ur tuition money smoking in the bathroom, this is def the school for you.

Non-Carroll student: Yo bro do u have pods?

Archbishop Carroll high school student: Offc bro, I go to Carroll

by BigBallerRicky12 June 9, 2018

Ear-Carrot

A game mostly involving putting carrots in the ears of unsuspecting people and then shouting, "ear-carrot!" that swept the nation in 2009 and early 2010. It was an adaptation of the less popular and less sanitary "Face-Cheese."

Some weirdo on the subway gave me an ear-carrot.

by Plural P July 26, 2018