Corn wobbler

A person who "wobbles" social situations, or embarrasses someone hence the term "Corn wobbler"

Corn wobbler is someone who often wobbles corn, for instance, a father wearing an apron embarrassing his daughter and her friends.

by Dr. D Cotman June 26, 2009

Corn Porn

Pornography with corn, Corn engaging in sexual acts, Nude Corn, etc. (See CILS)

"Ooohh, look at that corn porn! Ooohhh, yeeeahh, rub that butter on yourself! What are you gonna do with those corn holders? Yeah, you know what you're going to do with them, you dirty, dirty cob!"

by Edward Fath May 13, 2008

Slap Corn

To shoot a gun. Slap referring to shoot and corn being the ammunition

Did josh slap corn at michael!
yh bro he's in critical condition

by freedafarmgs July 9, 2019

husking the corn

a) shucking the cob b) burping the worm c) grazing the meat rod d) masturbating e) stroking your penis

Husking the corn is a skillful activity that takes strength, agility, and a go-getter mentality!

by barfffff August 1, 2007

corn titties

Small,but perky,pointy tits that have nipples that resemble the apex end of an ear of corn due to the copious amount of "titty braille".

That ginger I tapped the other night had those rare corn titties.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

Can Of Corn

Something very simple and/or easy.

"Can of Corn Rob, Can of Corn"

by Mateo de Beisbol May 4, 2007

corn boy

A guy from the state of Indiana or other states located in the corn belt. Usually blue color. The stereotype is similar to “hick” or “redneck”. Usually tall, most are around 6ft tall and eat sweat corn hits the name corn boy.

Look at that hick in the boots and case ih hat. I bet he’s a corn boy.

by Tater_salad420 October 15, 2019