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Negative Contact

When you cut ties with somebody and don’t even dare to get in touch with them even they “need” you for emergencies
Person 1: Didn’t your ex try to call you before she went missing
Person 2: She did but its negative contact because fuck that bitch
by Quincy2001 February 9, 2024
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Contact the site owner

Oh, that's new... Yeah, I'll get around to it.
Hym "Huh? 'Contact the site owner?' Usually I just get 'Error 404'... You're not DYING or something, are you!? Make sure you let me know if you're dying or something, but, yeah no I'll get around to it. I'm, like, right in the middle of my campaign against God and the religious institutions and politics and the broader community and the news media and retards... And women who won't fuck me... everyone else... Aaaaaaaand... Animals? I mean, I hate animals but I don't really think the affects them... I don't know. This is like the Harvey Weinstein test so it could take another... 23 years? How long did he rape for? 30 years? So, yeah we're like 7 years in... We got a minute before we hit the deadline... So, yeah if something happens I'll do that but let me know if you're about to die or something and I'll give you... A handshake or something... You have all my other stuff. Yup. Alright. Back to it."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
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Limbo Contact

Somebody on your contact list (either instant messenger, email, or phone) who you no longer communicate with but have no real reason to remove them. Because of this they end up staying on your contact list for far too long.
Damn.. I've got 500 people on MSN, most of those are limbo contacts!
by Tom1200 March 15, 2009
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contact cement

It means sperm, cum, spooge, jizz etc.
It was only when I pointed out the "contact cement" on my girlfriend's shirt that I realised how big my load was.
by Mr Corrupt July 3, 2005
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Hard To Contact

It’s when you dodge a female after they failed to bless you or didn’t help you reach your goal for success.
Ashton: “Mannn I was juhh chilling with shawty and we ain do shit.”

Kee: “Fuxk it fam play hard to contact
by KeeGee February 20, 2020
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Balls to contact

1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010
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Pro-Contact

A person (especially a paraphile) who is in support of acting on sexual interests. This especially applies to ones that are harmful when acted upon, such as pedophilia, zoophilia, necrophilia, etc. If someone says they are pro-contact, they typically mean that they believe you are free to act on these interests, and that said things someone is attracted to can consent.
Person 1: I am a pro-contact zoophile. I believe that animals can consent, and that it is okay to have relationships with them.
by mr. awezum July 2, 2025
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