thyroid condition

An overweight woman who blames her flabs on her "thyroid condition"

I was skinny before my thyroid condition made me become unhealthy, lazy, and overweight.

by I_luv_my_pudge February 17, 2018

Condit

1) To slam a putter into the green in a rage

Did you see destroy that putting green? Yeah he definitely pulled a Condit

by ByronsRoids November 11, 2009

conducted

To have set something alight. Used amongst professional pyromaniac.

"Hey man, (slobbers), I just conducted a small pigeon!"
"That's nothing! The other day I conducted some guy's hairdo right after I skooged him!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

air conditioning

What you use to be inconspicuous about talking about smoking marijuana after a party or event.

hey Tom, air conditioning soon?

by randogymbob April 12, 2022

The Train Conductor

When the female lays on the bed, legs open. And you start on the other side of the room naked and ready, take a run up, jump, and sail through the air with your dick aiming for the vagina. Then you conduct the train in and out of the station as neccesary.

'KRISTINA!!' Yes Tony? 'UPSTAIRS NOW I WANNA DO THE TRAIN CONDUCTOR.

by TeaBreakDave October 31, 2018

Internet Code of Conduct 57

When matters of kickarse are being discussed, it is proper manners to refer to arse as such.

"Woah! Johnny! That video with the narwhal beating up the bear kicked ass!"

"No. You mean it kicked arse. Just Remember the Internet Code of Conduct 57"

"Shut up before I kick YOUR arse, Johnny."

by Nobody Unimportant March 1, 2010

conduction

When heat or electricity is moving from place to place

"Omg Linda you shocked me"

"It must of been conduction"

by Boosebunger January 17, 2017