Compensation Brush

an extensive, thorough teeth brushing right before one's dentist appointment; as to make up for the lack of quality brushes prevalent in the past

Due to heavy partying and shear laziness, Joe had to mix in a serious compensation brush to pass off some half-decent dental hygiene before his 12 o'clock appointment.

by Rone Diddy March 15, 2011

compleasancy

Describing an incredibly pleasant state of affairs that render one complacent to a fault

She is dating this incredibly boring but incredibly nice guy - lulling her into compleasancy.

by wonderspeller March 2, 2015

Competetive Elephant Ejaculation

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR

Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."

by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016

complectogram

it means "helping each other out" and it originally came from DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION when Obama said "helping each other out" . and BLR's video create that

because of the complectogram, our relationship have become more closer

by Unknow-Artists February 9, 2017

Competitive Dog Fisting

Competitive Dog Fisting, or CDF, is a term used when a group of people begin randomly competing over something meaningless, using a lot of effort. If it's all in the name of good fun, it's just Dog Fisting.

You see those idiots? Competitive Dog Fisting over a spot in a frozen yogurt line.

by Competitive Doog Fister June 15, 2017

competitive leisure

In contrast to “leisure”, which can be idle time of ease, respite, and relaxation, competitive leisure is the use of free time to engage in an activity, typically done only to relax and relieve stress, to instead compete to achieve a goal in order to feel superior to others who may also enjoy the same leisure activity, so that the leisurely feelings of ease, respite, and relaxation are dependent on winning, besting others, and succeeding at pointing out to others one’s own superiority.

Eric and Tim rode their fat tire bikes up the mountain trail in the snow for an hour, neither one wanting to quit, letting their fun ride become a battle of competitive leisure.

by PlasticSurgeryNinja June 6, 2019

Competitive Ranked mode

Essentially an opportunity and excuse for both skilled and unskilled players to sweat their arses off trying to obtain a virtual ranking with no material value.

Player 1: Dude I was playing some Competitive Ranked mode, damn everybody is so sweaty!
Player 2: Man that's just how it is in ranked. It's basically the definition of the phrase!

by gayfaggotniggerman September 20, 2020