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common man

The common has excellence in no field, he is absolutely amazingly ridicously average and there is nothing he can do about it

since you had to search this u fall into this category welcome to the darkside. Goodluck!!
Sexual interest: You are but a common man.
by Mangoma December 28, 2017
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communal drink

Other peoples drinks, normally blagged from them or slyly asked for after a bit of chit chat.

Poured into your own glass, ending up in a mix of everybodys drink.
I'll be on the communal drinks tonight, I'm skint.
by 438906 April 8, 2006
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common law fiance

When a couple has been "dating" for such a long time that they are on an inevitable path to marriage, the participants in the relationship become common law fiancés, even if no formal commitment to get married has been made. Often, the involved parties deny this de facto status, frequently out of fear of commitment or embarrassment over not taking their relationship to the next level. However, they usually conduct themselves like a typical engaged couple (e.g., sharing holidays with both sets of families, etc.)
Aaron: hey, is your fiance coming to dinner with us?
Mike: no, my girlfriend cannot make dinner tonight
Aaron: she is so your common law fiance...you guys have been together for more than 6 years!
by truthteller2 November 15, 2012
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Commodaphobe

Sarah: I have to pee
Billy: The toilets upstairs and to the left
Sarah: Where is there a bush around here?
Billy: Why?
Sarah: I am a commodaphobe, it's a rare phobia whereby the effected is afraid of toilets and sometimes bathrooms altogether.
by Obi commode-y June 12, 2012
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Common Virgin

1. A person who is nerdy and awkward, especially around the female type. They usually are addicted to video games, Lord of The Rings, Star Wards, Magic: The Gathering and other assorted nerdy things. A common virgin is a step beyond being a nerd, it is a lifestyle. Also a common virgin will not have had sex, and will never.
As the Common Virgins played Magic: The Gathering at lunch, one stood and shouted "LIGHTNING HELIX, CRAIG JONES WINS!@!@!@!@!". He then proceeded to squeal uncontrollably.
by run its bc June 14, 2012
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Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per)

when you can't afford an attorney, the fees or even the gas to get to Bankruptcy Court, you just declare Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per..means "I represent myself").
who knows better than YOU how much money you don't have & how you just can't make payments on credit cards.
when the collection agency called, i declared Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per).
by yuba gurl June 25, 2012
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common law gay

When one goes 10+ years without getting laid or even coming remotely close to vagina, they are then, by default, gay as fuck.
Norm hasn't gotten pussy in so long, that nigga HAS to be common law gay by now!
by Slick Nicky January 11, 2017
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