Columbian White

When one takes dried semen, crushes it up like cocaine and snorts it.
Man, did you see that porno where the step-mom is addicted to doing Columbian White lines from her "step don't?
by Birdie7185 February 10, 2020
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Muddy Columbian

When one drinks a used Coffee Enema

"I just had a Muddy Columbian, it's my favorite drink for in the morning"
I drank a Muddy Columbian this morning
by OldHunterRuby January 31, 2022
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Columbian Powder Keg

When you put cocaine in someone's asshole and wait for them to fart a coke-cloud. Once the cloud has formed, you snort as much cocaine as you can/want.
Eric: Hey you wanna do a Columbian Powder Keg with me?
john: Sure, whos gonna be the cannon first?
by Falling Elements January 23, 2018
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Columbian Road Runner

The act of cutting a hole in a skateboard and laying down on it with your penis through the hole (while erect) and running your tip through the road.
Jake: “Yo wanna try and the Columbian Road Runner?”

Victor: “Nah man, I already tried it I gotta let it heal first.”
by Ballin with your balls December 13, 2024
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Columbian Cornballer

To burn a sexual area of the body with hot oil, usually originating from a deep fryer.
Oh shit! Juan just got a Columbian Cornballer on his nuts at the fry station!
by Habaneroito April 23, 2016
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