columbian turkey

When a girl is shaking her butt in your face and you eat her butt making turkey sounds.

My girl surprised me with a lap dance and I gave her a Columbian turkey.

by Chalupacabbra March 12, 2021

Columbian Blowhole

When you finish in a girls mouth and then she spits your load back in your face, like a whales blowhole.

I met this freaky columbian bird at the pub last night, and when I took her home she performed the columbian blowhole on me! It was sensational

by yxngscrappy September 12, 2025

Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.

"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."

by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025

Columbian Beneigh (Beignet)

When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.

Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian

by Mongoose-Uh-Loose March 13, 2015

columbian taco

When you play 6 games of basketball and you are dirty with drum undamaged cheese and u put in in a woman's vagina.

Girl imma give you a Columbian taco

by Asapcuhcuh April 20, 2018

Columbian White

When one takes dried semen, crushes it up like cocaine and snorts it.

Man, did you see that porno where the step-mom is addicted to doing Columbian White lines from her "step don't?

by Birdie7185 February 10, 2020

columbian eskimo

The art of flying down to South America smuggling cocaine in your rectum. Once you arrive an Alaskan man (or woman, the cartels preference) comes and snorts the cocaine out of your rectal cavity.

Man I just came back from vacation I had to do a Columbian Eskimo, I’m still sore.

by Torikattt July 28, 2020