someone ( typically a family member ) who turns up out of the blue when they hear a relative is dying & start pretending to be their best friend, stealing possessions, getting wills changed, misdirecting and confusing other relatives by starting arguments, acting aggressively and hiding information from other equally as important people to the soon to be deceased.
As soon as Aunty Mo got her diagnosis, the coffin chasers sprung straight into action! It was textbook! following their tried & tested methodology to ensure they got as much as they could - they hadn’t seen Mo in years - but when you have their eyes on the prize it’s hard to stop a real coffin chaser - you can be sure a true coffin chaser will always win the day. It’s an art form !
by TheSatisfiedCustomer December 19, 2023
by Granny Apple 33 January 22, 2021
When you take a fat rip smoking weed and you get in an endless coughing fit.
But, it gets you way higher.
But, it gets you way higher.
by SamTheSagGod December 29, 2020
When you force your girl into your dead grandmas coffin at the wake, then proceed to throat fuck them
by Spitonitagaingrandma October 13, 2018
IT IS THE ACT OF WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF ALONE ON AN ELEVATOR AND FEEL A TURTLE HEAD MOMENT QUICK APPROACHING WHEN YOUR FLATUS HAS REACHED A POINT OF MAXIMUM SMELLINESS AND YOU FART. THE DOORS THEN OPEN AND ANOTHER PERSON WALKS IN AND YOU QUICKLY EXIT THE ELEVATOR: THUS GHOSTING THEM AND LEAVING THEM TO BASK IN YOUR GLORY. GHOST COFFIN
by dasfawjkelghwoiefbhwajkbHHHDFA February 08, 2018
1) when someone tries to keep pace with your drinking rate (usually alcohol); however, they are unable to handle it, so they pass out and almost certainly die.
2) a much more serious and stronger version of “to drink someone under the table”
2) a much more serious and stronger version of “to drink someone under the table”
Ricky: “Bobby claimed to be able to chug more tequila then I could, so I drank that bitch under the coffin!”
Austin: “damn I’ll make sure to send flowers to his widow.”
A example of how to drink someone under the coffin
Austin: “damn I’ll make sure to send flowers to his widow.”
A example of how to drink someone under the coffin
by Kappa Kappa 133 October 15, 2019
A wholesome game with two siblings stuck in a flat during a pandemic.
No cannibalism, incest or rituals whatsoever.
No cannibalism, incest or rituals whatsoever.
by Haru-Official December 27, 2023