Church Whore 

someone who goes out with or sleeps with everyone from their church or youth group

oh my gosh kristan did you hear about gregory he's such a church whore

Church Whore by horatioiksmylove April 23, 2006

Church Bitch 

Someone who is a steriotypical goodie goodie conformist who wears only desinger clothes and hangs with the other preps and kids in the choir and acts proper and snobby just becuase their parents are borderline rich.

The school is over run with church bitches who walk around like we should be begging to kiss their asses.

Church Bitch by _J.Ham_ May 1, 2011

Church Bitch 

A coworker that thinks they are really good at their job, but in fact are not only bad at their job, they also make their coworkers' jobs more difficult because they suck so bad.

Ryan so lazy and always getting in my way. He's such a church bitch.

Church Bitch by dzimney July 5, 2010

Church on the move 

When your in the club and one of your home boys yell "Church on the move" you better high tail it out and get the fuck away from the club

I was at club La Deaye last weekend and vicktor yelled "Church on the move" and three hookers got trample its was horrible i cryed

Church on the move by Tucker Grubbsy January 16, 2008

Church's 

A chicken place started in Atlanta, Georgia. Very enjoying, has tasty biscuits, cole slaw, mashed potatoes and gravy, and other tasty sides. Like Popeyes, it is also known as nigga chicken.

Church's is better than Chick-Fil-A and K.F.C., but it's also tied along with Popeye's chicken in my opinion.

Church's by frodaddy February 14, 2005

Church of Pie 

The church based on the teachings of the Book of Pie. Its deity is Mister Q.

I am a member of the Church of Pie.

Church of Pie by Anonymous member of the Church of Pie February 21, 2005

church of the flying spaghetti monster 

The most accurate religion in existence, although it seems that everyone gets all pissy when you tell them that you're converting to it.

You: "Hey I've decided to switch to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I can do because I have the freedom of religion"

Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"

church of the flying spaghetti monster by The Only Andy Christ February 1, 2018