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Christcel

An incel who has spurned the endless pursuit of sex or companionship in favor of a life lived in submission to the will of Jesus Christ.
Paul of Tarsus was the progenital Christcel. (1st Corinthians 7:7)
by Horny4martyrdom November 1, 2025
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Mac Chrispies

People who will not stop talking about the sublime beauty and coolness of any product from Apple computers. They seem to take the characteristics of a voice of a bad voice actor. They quote Mac advertisements like Steve Job has a Firewire port in there skull.
There are two men in a pair of restroom stalls. They are friends. While one waits quietly, the other is using his Ipad.

The Ipad person will not stop talking about the Ipad, and wishes to hand the other the Ipad. Anyone that would breach the privacy of others to show the a future just discovered application is a Mac Chrispies.
by dadams_on_the_Prairie May 17, 2010
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DIRTY Chrissie

"Man we got really drunk and did the dirty Chrissie."
by Your best friend 131 September 12, 2021
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The Chrismer Way

Not wanting to hang around or stop by toxic people houses. We just let them talk shit behind our backs until they are help accountable for their actions.
Pretty sure you have been next-door multiple times and not ever stopped to say hello or apologized for not doing so. No worries its the Chrismer way.
by clchrismer November 18, 2021
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