sack chesse

To put a ball of chesse in a sack or a sock or to beat up

You got sack chesse in the stomch

by Joseph Manzella February 23, 2016

everything is chess

Just like chess, every decision in the game of life has an impact on the rest of your game. One bad move and your entire game is ruined or in the least, it makes it hard to recover from that bad choice. Ask mom for $40 just so you can get 20$? Chess...Souping up the Chipolte girl just so she gives you more chicken, chess.

Yo, yesterday i noticed that a cop pulled out in back of me a few lights back. My tags are expired so I hit that left and a right into Bristol Farms, got out and kept it moving. Everything is chess.

by MajorChess October 11, 2019

dirty chess

Jizzing inside of a boxing glove so that when someone puts their hand in it they have a handful of cum on their hands

Muhammad Ali retired after someone pulled a dirty chess on him.

by VeryPhonyTony April 16, 2020

got ham chess

a chess youtuber who has a lot of ham on it

random noob: "who are you watching"
gotham sub: "got ham chess"

by Tyym October 26, 2022

got ham chess

A chess youtuber that always got ham with him.

random noob - who are you watching?
gotham sub - got ham chess
random noob - oh, he got some nice ham

by Tyym October 25, 2022

MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess

It’s chess rules, but when you kill one of your opponents pieces, the one you use to kill with also die, so you really have to think before killing. And then the amount of slurps from the drink you do is equal to the value of the piece dying.
Pawns = 1
Knights and bishops = 3
Towers = 5
Queens = 9
Kings = finish your drink

"Hey, what am I supposed to do with my Queen now?"
"Huh? Don't ask me, I'm already drunk, dude! It's MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess afterall *burp*"

by Oz7yd3vil November 26, 2024

Playing chess with the poltergeist

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.

Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."

by Capuchin for Hire March 31, 2022