Instead of going out to meet girls,John rather be at home wrestling the bald headed champ.
by petergripper December 31, 2008
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penis pumping like a champ

the female puts either her right/left shoulder under the man's junk. Then they wrap their hand around the penis and basically "fist pump it like a champ".

Optional: you can start a dice roll on it and then work your way up to fist.
by AgaMeista January 20, 2010
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I'm horny so I think I'll watch internet porn whilst I "wrestle the bald headed champ".
by Hickeyandy January 09, 2010
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baldy the one eyed champ

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.
Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
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solo queue champ

ZAC is the definition of a solo queue champ
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Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 05, 2003
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Champs Charter High School

Where does that weird kid from last night go to school?
Oh, Derik, he goes to Champs Charter High School
by Bruhmoment251 February 03, 2019
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