Chainsaw Noob

A person who is new to tha Xbox 360 game "Gears of War" and therefore uses the chainsaw to gat all of their kills.

if that fuckin chainsaw noob sneaks up on me one more time im giving him a bad review :(

by conebone69 February 6, 2007

Alice In Chains

One of the greastest bands out there. Alice In Chains has to be the most underappreciated and unnoticed band during its time. With it's raw and intense vocals from frontman Layne Staley, and Jerry Cantrell's guitar riffs and songwriting, Sean Kinney on percussion and Mike Inez on bass. Layne Staley's vocals were so....great. His strange harmonies, the vibrato in his voice on the low, softness in the liteness, the soul in the dark heavyness, just makes his voice so unique and so versatile.The music created by them is so beautiful, and melancholy. Alice In Chains was more metal/alternative than grunge. Grung was created by Nirvana because they needed to promote themselves. What a joke. Pick up an Alice In Chains album. It will be the only band you'll think as being great, and you'll know what REAL music is like.Compare an Alice In Chains song to one of Nirvana's, and listen how Kurt Co-Bang sings in a whiny tone with no soul or emotion, and Layne Staley with his beautiful voice that you can fall asleep to. The only reason Kurt Co-Bang (cobain) wrote 'Smells like teen spirit' is because he didn't have a date to the prom. And the way he dressed? It was called 'grunge', but those were just clothes his mom picked out for him at the Goodwill. And he got first pick because she worked there.Alice In Chains kicks Nirvana's scrawny ass.

Alice In Chains > Nirvana

by Queen of the Rodeo April 25, 2008

German Chainsaw

The act of using anal beads on a woman during intercourse; just as the woman is about to cum, pull the beads from her anal cavity with the same force as trying to start a lawn mower.

The sound of her screaming will resemble the sound of a screaming chainsaw starting at full throttle.

So last night, I gave Susan the German Chainsaw. Needless to say, it was a shitty experience.

by DirtyJDub June 25, 2018

the chainsaw

The sexual act of taking a girl's virginity while she sits atop a working dryer filled with 4-5 pairs of shoes or otherwise bulky items.

note: it is not okay to go vroom vroom or attempt to make any other chainsaw noises throughout the process.

Yo bitch, these last few-- haha I'm just playin. Seriously, what I was gonna say was that these last few months we've spent together have been really special and I was thinking that maybe we could step it up a bit. What do I have in mind? Hahah. Well I really wanna do the chainsaw. Don't laugh! Haha. C'mon. This means a lot to me, and my mom just got a Kenmore.

by Maytag September 18, 2006

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

A large gangbang with several girls who all happen to be on their period.

Nothing beats joining in on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

by cj04 July 2, 2005

off the chainsaw

so brutally wonderful.

That scene in Die Hard where the guy from Moonlighting jumps off the exploding building is so off the chainsaw, ya heard.

by Awww Damn August 2, 2004

Alice in Chains

Alice in Chains are definitely in the top five bands to ever walk the earth. Although labeled as "grunge" (due to the fact that they came from Seattle), they had a sound more reminiscent of metal. The EP's they released between albums were composed of emotional acoustic ballads.

That over hyped two chord band Nirvana could never even dream of reaching the musical godliness of Alice in Chains.

by Goatboy187 January 16, 2009