cereptum

noun. if a vagina is worn/torn/cut from lots of sexual activity, it can sometimes be replaced with an internal plastic tube that simulates the feel and smell of a vagina

my cereptum has to be replaced every 300 miles

by Stephen Bagley (cum visit me) June 23, 2006

Ceres Power Hit

The act of farting or queefing in another person's mouth and they procceed to pass it to someone else via mouth to mouth

Brent gave Jake the biggest Ceres Power Hit ever in the Central Valley parking lot and Chris recieved it willingly

by cph69 December 22, 2008

ceremonial grade

When you create something or take part in an activity with intention and presence. First heard in reference to cacao ceremonies.

Friend 1: Please come to my cacao ceremony next weekend.
Friend 2: That sounds fun. I've never been. Where do you get your cacao? Is it just Hershey's chocolate?
Friend 1: No, it's ceremonial grade cacao sourced from Peru with intention from the farmers and it's fair trade.
Friend 2: Sounds like an even higher grade and more pure than pharmaceutical grade anything...
Friend 1: Exactly. I can't wait to hear your intention at the ceremony. And next up, we'll have a cannabis ceremony with ceremonial grade cannabis.

by ceremonialgrade October 29, 2017

vampire love ceremony

Where two people drink a small amount of each others blood at the same time. usually in a cup or glass to express an emotional bond or love between them. It is mostly based on the idea of quantum entanglement.

They did the vampire love ceremony.

by leonardo draculay October 16, 2014

vegan conversion ceremony

This is when one person has chosen the noble and delicious path of veganism for themselves, but refuses to keep this amazing secret to themselves and thrusts their food choices on others whenever they have a captive audience, such as when you are invited to their home for a meal or even a special event. The masterstroke is when you offer to bring non-vegan food so that 100% of the other people attending can have a choice, the vegan's conversion ceremony will not be disrupted, so there shall be no non-vegan food welcomed at all. The double masterstroke is when you ask "what can I bring?", the answer is a vegan dessert, even though you could not possibly bring your favorite vegan dessert from any familiar place since you have never ordered a vegan dessert in your life!

When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".

I just went to a vegan conversion ceremony on Thanksgiving, where we heard a lot about the joys of being vegan from the vegan host that served only meat, butter, and cheese replacements to themselves and a room full of straight up carnivore people the host has known for at least thirty years despite never once hearing even a fleeting interest from any of them in vegan food. No non-vegan food was permitted.

by footrageous November 30, 2021

cerebroporosis

a brain condition characterised by loss of brain cells and an increasing number of voids in grey matter.
See cerebropenia.

Cerebroporosis is the leading cause of memory loss and stupidity in middle aged people who are too young for early onset of alzheimers.

by hands2backs July 1, 2007

cereal medley

an awesome spectacular combination of yummy cereals all in one ziploc or container.

jacob gave me some cereal medley and i gave him a bear hug.

by bernadetteiscoolbeans February 19, 2009