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cellistica

a cellist who is a fan of Apocalyptica, the rock group which does classical/Metallica-type stuff, but arranged for cello.
person 1: doing anything over the weekend?
person 2: yeah, me and a couple of other cellisticas at Juilliard got tickets to the Apocalyptica thing on next saturday.
person 1:sweet.
by sakura.sakura July 6, 2009
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Cellutarded

When you receive a text on your cell phone long after the point the other person was trying to make has passed.
(for people that get off work @ 5) receiving the test that says "damn, still one hour left" at 4:34
girl 1: You don't get off work til 5:30? I thought it was 5.
girl 2: I do get off at 5, my phone was being cellutarded
by MavsFanCLH January 26, 2010
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Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell

Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking

Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.
by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010
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Cellucination

When you think your cell phone is going off-but it isn't.
I thought my phone rang, but it was a cellucination.
by Junkbox LVH3 May 1, 2010
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cellulitey

kate boggs has a cellulitey butt
by badass89098 May 9, 2010
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cellsliders

cell slider, a man in prison who likes to have anal sex with men from other cells.

*also a juvenile club for pretentious girls from Newport beach who think their hot shit and are completely out of touch with reality.
Jerry is a cellslider, he's a triple C slut! (California Correctional Center)
or
Rachael & Britney are part of the cellsliders, they go to parties at the Hurley warehouse and act aloof and artsy introducing themselves with hipster pseudonyms like Baine or Renton.
by ih8hipsterzzz October 21, 2010
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Celluloid Bulimia

An alarming trend in Hollywood where classic movies in various genres are re-chewed by some worthless piece of shit hack who has no ideas of their own and puked up to audiences who either 1. Don't know any better ie. Didn't know that the movie in question is/was a remake or 2. Just don't give a fuck.
As of 2008 there were 172 acts of celluloid bulimia and the trend continues. We as movie watchers and lovers of these movies, or some of them, wish that Hollywood would get some help for their celluloid bulimia, or find someone with an original idea... and fast.
by Zachariah Langley October 22, 2010
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