chuff

arsehole

That gap's tighter than a gnat's chuff.

by Orange Guber July 19, 2006

caffeine

A strong legal stimulant that is far more practical to snort in it's pure form than ingest by drinking disgusting, gut-wrenching coffee.

Snorting caffeine produces an immediate energy rush and more intense buzz than drinking it.

by Alexander DeLarge February 9, 2005

Chuff Muffin

An affectionate term for a portly yet cheeky young child (usually male).

Y'alright chuff muffin?!

by Byron Chamberlain September 16, 2004

Caffeine Bomb

A Caffeine Bomb is a mixture of Monster and Mountain Dew. (Other energy drinks may be used as well)

A variant is a Black Caffeine Bomb which also adds coffee to the mixture.

I made myself a Caffeine Bomb the other day because I was so tired.

by Aeovon August 8, 2011

chuff

apparent name for vagina, but down here used in place of ass/anus, etc..

He takes it up the chuff

by PlymouthKid April 2, 2009

Chuff Monkey!

Generally a friendly derisive expletive.

I can't believe you did that, you stupid Chuff Monkey!

by Darren November 26, 2001

camuffins

an act of crazzyness; its messed up

1.Emily just pulled her hair, that girl is going camuffins

2. that skate board trick is camuffins!

by arkawa1232 November 15, 2009