Carlos

You eat too god damn much precious

You eat like a Carlos

by Ccthb January 27, 2020

Carlos

Someone who likes sucking sausage at night. Usually available at 12-1am. Nickname lil spooky (AKA) Perra!!!

Go pick Carlos (Perra) up he'll leave you empty.

by El pimp 69 September 21, 2017

Carlos

very short usually dating a Zara and is very protective, loving and kind and VERY skinny and a male prostitute

carlos is HJOGT

by thardin25 June 13, 2019

Carlos

Carlos: That one fucker that made awful ass jokes in the show The Magic School Bus.

“Why do cows not have feet? Because they lactose!!”
In unison: “CARLOS!!!!!”

by Lololololfightme March 9, 2019

Carlos

he is a lost squirrel looking for his lost nuts

carlos lost his nuts in a tree and cant get them

by eaglesrule13 May 7, 2018

Carlos

Carlos is a Mexican Crackhead who smokes and do other drugs all the time he pretty much likes taking showers in rivers and sewer’ he has a cock about the size of a turtle he can sometimes smell like tacos or Valentina sauce but Carlos can be a really cool guy and will make you laugh and he likes staying fit at all time.

Oh Watch Out Crackhead Carlos Is Coming With Another Superpower he might make a dildo Appear.

Carlos bro your too freaking funny man.

by HotDogDealer69 October 17, 2019

Carlos

Has an extremely micro penis and is really careful with what he says.

Carlos never curses.

by Anonymous[284] April 15, 2019