Canada's History is a sexual act involving antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup. The action is when the syrup is poured on the antlers as lube, then participant A, places the antlers into participant B's ass, or vagina. The cup is then used to catch any leaking fluids, juices, or bodily excrements.
by Carsy95650 February 05, 2010
(Noun) When a group of 3 to 7 people (2 males, 1-5 females) gather in one room. One male shoves the Stanley cup, filled with maple syrup, up another male's rectum, cup side first, all the way in. All the females then take the remaining maple syrup, douse themselves in it and defecate and/or vomit in the prime minister's mouth. Then the second male, with Stanley cup still in his ass, puts a pair of moose antlers on his dick and inserts them into the females' vaginas and/or rectums while the first male masturbates and licks the ugliest females eyes. After shoving up and down and an immense amount of vomiting the orgy concludes with the Canadian flag, attached to a 25 ft pole, shoved up the first male's urethra.
by DoIExist February 05, 2010
The most horrible sex act known to man. Has to do with moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
by blagersnaps. February 05, 2010
A sex act so depraved that it can't be deprived on TV. Let's just say it involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
by Interfade February 05, 2010
by badandy2021 February 05, 2010
Like the history of Moosing, Canada's History is a beaver dense story of like the act of breeding geese, beavers and a Canadian. It is commonly practiced by the people of America's Hat and is shunned by the rest of the body. Started in 1867 when America's Hat was made, the acts caused some of the following events: Bigfoot, Swine Flu (or H1N1 whatever you like,) super herpes, Russian crabs, and hairy feathers in lung syndrome. Not much else it know.
I left that bar when I saw "Canada's History" on a table.
No one wants to learn about "Canada's History".
Schools expel children who try to learn about "Canada's History" in class.
No one wants to learn about "Canada's History".
Schools expel children who try to learn about "Canada's History" in class.
by The Truth by the Chosen One February 07, 2010
by LightsGoneWild February 05, 2010