Canada's History is a sexual act involving antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup. The action is when the syrup is poured on the antlers as lube, then participant A, places the antlers into participant B's ass, or vagina. The cup is then used to catch any leaking fluids, juices, or bodily excrements.
by Carsy95650 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.(Noun) When a group of 3 to 7 people (2 males, 1-5 females) gather in one room. One male shoves the Stanley cup, filled with maple syrup, up another male's rectum, cup side first, all the way in. All the females then take the remaining maple syrup, douse themselves in it and defecate and/or vomit in the prime minister's mouth. Then the second male, with Stanley cup still in his ass, puts a pair of moose antlers on his dick and inserts them into the females' vaginas and/or rectums while the first male masturbates and licks the ugliest females eyes. After shoving up and down and an immense amount of vomiting the orgy concludes with the Canadian flag, attached to a 25 ft pole, shoved up the first male's urethra.
by DoIExist February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.The most horrible sex act known to man. Has to do with moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
by blagersnaps. February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.by badandy2021 February 4, 2010
Get the canada's history mug.A sex act so depraved that it can't be deprived on TV. Let's just say it involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
by Interfade February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.Like the history of Moosing, Canada's History is a beaver dense story of like the act of breeding geese, beavers and a Canadian. It is commonly practiced by the people of America's Hat and is shunned by the rest of the body. Started in 1867 when America's Hat was made, the acts caused some of the following events: Bigfoot, Swine Flu (or H1N1 whatever you like,) super herpes, Russian crabs, and hairy feathers in lung syndrome. Not much else it know.
I left that bar when I saw "Canada's History" on a table.
No one wants to learn about "Canada's History".
Schools expel children who try to learn about "Canada's History" in class.
No one wants to learn about "Canada's History".
Schools expel children who try to learn about "Canada's History" in class.
by The Truth by the Chosen One February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.An extremely depraved sex act performed mostly by Canadian's during the intermission of a hockey game. The act itself requires getting a woman on all fours' atop stacked cases of Molson Canadian lager inside an igloo. A hoser then approaches from behind dressed as a Mountie, with a solid erection, a bag of milk and a book of apologies. The guy then pours a third of the milk into the chick's gaping anus. With his penis thrusting into her hungry beaver, he inserts one finger into her milky pooper and proceeds to smear it across her upper lip in a move reminiscent of a Dirty Sanchez. However in Canada this chocolate milk mustache maneuver is known as a "Grossier Benoit". Then after a fairly rapid expulsion of creamy maple butter, the hoser gives a heartfelt apology to his lover for not lasting until the end of the intermission.
Stephan gave a little Canada's History to Sylvie last night. As an apology he took her out for some poutine and maple syrup in the morning.
by Blumpster March 11, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.