Cottage Grove Oregon

a small town full of trumpies. if you're not republican and over the age of 10, give up hope of making friends. there's almost nothing to do.

Kaelin: yea when my mom has custody of me i go to cottage grove oregon. i dont go to school there so its impossible to make friends.

Friend in dads town: ew that sucks:( get well soon

by pissingincups March 22, 2022

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Cottaged

To get fucked (anally)

Where did Steve go? Oh, he took a shortcut through Riddlesdown Common. I'm pretty sure he got cottaged.

by Dr Geoff April 19, 2022

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Cottage cheesing

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.

guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"

by itstylerrr February 2, 2023

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Cottagecore

An “aesthetic” that contains: nature,cottages obviously,and animals! There’s also colors that I consider into this “aesthetic” such as: olive green,sage green,brown,beige,etc!

This dress is so Cottagecore!
This place is so Cottagecore!

by Mqriaxx February 18, 2023

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An alternative aesthetic for those weird girls who think they're living in a magically fairy fantasy. They try to be cute and quirky but are just weird and act like grandmas by knitting. They think they're so different by obsessing over mushrooms 9which are probably poisonous) but they're just basic.

Lily: OMG! I am literally so cute in my cottage core themed clothes!
Nancy: You literally knitted that jumper, it's so cute! And I love your mushroom earrings!
Lily: Thank you! I think you're frog hat is amazing! We're literally so quirky!
John: No, you're not.

by Ducky4life_ April 20, 2023

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Cattage

Exactly what you think it is. If you think cattage is a cat cabbage, then cattage is cat cabbage. If you think cattage is a cat cottage, then cattage is a cat cottage.

He looked at the cattage with awe.

by Awesomeizbiz November 8, 2023

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