cabbage god

lilly

dude1: do you believe in god?

dude2: yeah, lilly the cabbage god

by salty man April 19, 2019

muff cabbage

a negative term for female genitalia, specifically an unpleasant-smelling vagina, covered by an excess of pubic hair

Gina often clashed with the other women in New Jersey, because of her offensive muff cabbage.

by Rusanova October 20, 2010

mountain cabbage

Marijuana, weed, cannibis, et al

"Like I need some mountain cabbage right now!"

by leppie October 1, 2003

Cabbage slut

A sloppy person from the gen-z generation. Lives off parents, but thinks they could make it big as drug dealers. A little on the whorish side. Has no discretion. Usually white and privileged.

We live next to a house full of cabbage sluts. I hope they move soon.

by Werd_meh_gerd June 26, 2021

Cabbage Lag

Similar to itis, cabbage lag is the state of lethargy from a large amount of Irish food.

Jimmy ate like four plates of corn beef and cabbage, now he's got some SEVERE cabbage lag.

by Cabbagebuddy March 17, 2010

butter the cabbage

1. During sexual intercourse in the doggy-style position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's butt cheeks.

2. Rubbing ejaculate into the butt cheeks.

1. I was fucking her doggy and instead of giving her a creampie, I decided to butter the cabbage.

2. "If a man's a gentleman, he may butter my cabbage."
(Porn Queen, from web series Mouthpieces on hungrmantv.com)

by GreggMo February 12, 2012

Cabbage clan

The clan of irrelevant people who have a good time

Fuck you bitch I’m in cabbage clan

by BloodHartAxe March 28, 2021