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internet butthole

The part of the body that is left gapping and sore after being virtually reckt.
Guy on forum with too much time: *writes multi paragraph argument about videogame

Internet troll: "wanna know what a vagnina looks like?"

Third guy: "Dude his internet butthole must be gapping!"
by nihilist arbies October 28, 2018
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Picante Butthole

When you eat spicy food giving your butthole a spicy and hot feeling aftertaste.
I ate out her ass last night and she totally had Picante Butthole.
by Zodacus March 19, 2019
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Butthole Moment

To talk about embarrassing or awkward moments that everyone potentially go through.
I’ve got a butt, and it’s a butthole and it’s stinky down there.

Awww that’s embarrassing, what a butthole moment!
by Manchildcave June 13, 2019
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Canadian Butthole

Kyle tried to make Wednesday morning meetings more fun by stopping by the donut shop on the way to work and grabbing a dozen Canadian Buttholes for the group.
by Remo Gold August 7, 2019
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Butthole street

A slang term made up by Blake Batchelor, you say it when annoyed at something.
Mitchell: did that hurt when I killed you eith my diamond sword?

Blake: Yea, it hurt like butthole street
Mitchell: but saathwik be like 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨🤣
by Whoisjoe?? September 9, 2019
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Butthole Bandits

A church group that uses unorthodox methods to create holiness and promote anti-sin lifestyles.

Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.

Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.
The Butthole Bandits came to my door last Tuesday and I’m thinking of joining!
by Pyjama pants January 1, 2020
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Belly Butthole

an in-betweenie belly button; the mixture of an outie (belly button) and an innie (belly hole); belly button + belly hole = belly butthole.
Person 1: “Do you have a belly button, belly hole, or a belly butthole?” Person 2: “Well, I have an in-betweenie... so, a belly butthole!”
by BellyEnthusiast69420 June 20, 2020
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