bus nap

Daily public transportation commuters experience this in various forms, head bob, head tilted back, or chin on chest are some varieties. Mouths can be open or closed, and snoring sometimes occurs.
This day was so exhausting I can't wait for my bus nap.
My bus nap was so good I missed my stop.
by expert busnapper January 08, 2014
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Bus Nerd

A bus nerd, typically known as a chad, is a sub-species of a sigma male. They have an avid interest in buses and are known to dislike simps such as JM Simp.
This bus nerd is so cool! He is riding in a bus unlike that JM Simp over there!
by Non-Josh Gezzley Enjoyer August 23, 2022
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Bus Bummers

When you are on a pratically deserted bus but some random dude has to sit next to you even though their are plenty seats.
1. Girl 1: hey, you getting the bus into town?

Girl 2: sadly yeah

Girls 1: sadly?

Girl 2: well, whenever i go on a bus i always get bus bummers, its so annoying.
by freyaxjaca June 13, 2010
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Night Bus

If you have to have to ask you will never know
by I voted for Hitler!!!!! August 14, 2010
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Wheels on the bus

To say something does not matter.
"That shit does not matter, it's
wheels on the bus"

"No ones watching us, don't give a fuck, wheels on the bus."
by Val_saph October 22, 2019
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Bus Stopped

An alarmingly high level of intoxication, such that despite being dressed in a business suit, the individual sleeps outside at an urban area bus stop. In many instances the individual will awaken the next day with unexplained pain, bruises, and short term memory lapses.
My friend drank so heavily last evening, he got Bus Stopped.

Michael was Bus Stopped last weekend.

You better control your drinking, or you may get Bus Stopped.
by Phins1372 December 23, 2010
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Porcelain Bus

Name given to the toilet when vomiting, used in reference to holding the seat while spewing in the same manner as you would hold a bus steering wheel. Not to be confused with the porcelain pony as quoted above
Shit, I had a few too many jagers, I think i may need to drive the porcelain bus
by timb082 February 05, 2009
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