burp bot

A spam bot written to burp up content gathered by news reader programs.

That kid never posts anything original on the forum. He's just a burp bot

by jonquil December 18, 2012

Burping the turtle

The act of masturbating to completion!

My mom opened the door and i got cought red handed burping the turtle!

by Jj clayt November 11, 2020

slug burp

When a low velocity load of semen dribbles out of the penis. Opposite of juice missile.

I took aim and readied my juice missile for her eye- but it ended up being a slug burp and I made a mess all over myself.

by iplowedwendy January 15, 2014

burp shame

When an individual burps loudly in public, and someone in close proximity takes offense. They may react in a number of ways, including: lectures, dirty looks, gasping, or nose upturning. It is only burp shame however if the individual who belches feels remorse.

"Man, Dave belched really loud in the middle of the mall and some old lady tried to give him the burp shame."

by Derples April 28, 2012

memory burp

When your brain completely spaces out on something, usually in an embarrassing way, so you try to make light of the fact that you really screwed up or may in fact be heading toward dementia.

person a) Oops! Memory burp. Sorry I forgot to attend your wedding.
person b) Um yeah, bridesmaids aren't usually such forgetful twats.

by CEDARTEETH August 11, 2010

burp broken

The act of burping with someone who isn't your burp buddy

I would be so burp broken if you were burping with someone else

by ffodos August 9, 2019

Poseidon's burp

When you rip ass so hard it travels forward and gently blows the hair on the bottom of your balls. Can sometimes be a Poseidon's tickle.

Demi Lovato: Whats good drake!
Drake: Broski I just felt Poseidon's burp!

by nhigas May 27, 2021