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Bryant

My nigga Bryant beamed that motherfucker out the sky.
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Carolyn Bryant

A Carolyn Bryant is a woman who seeks attention by having people punished excessively. Punishments are framed as defensive or corrective measures. A major component of being a Carolyn Bryant is exaggeration or feigning of danger and need of protective action, followed by directives which are more exploitative or aggressive than defensive.

The term comes from the 1955 murder of 14-year-old African American boy, Emmett Till, which occured at the behest of White, married Carolyn Bryant, who accused Till of flirting with her. Carolyn later admitted to distorting parts of her story regarding Till.

CB's are histrionically addicted to being lavished with sympathy and protective indignance. A CB's goal is to watch others needlessly over-defend her. She may repeatedly reinvigorate old, resolved conflicts or scower for reasons to punish people. CB behavior is sometimes called "waving the white handkerchief" and is a form of "duping delight." Even when a kernel of truth is involved in a CB's story, she usually ommits information, skews context, embelleshes, and always requests excessive abuse.

CB behavior can be envious sabotage, or for the excitement of watching others fuss excessively over her.

A CB might pose a legitimate complaint, but as a psychopathic narcissist, she acts on nonsensical and outlandishly inappropriate address of her concerns.

CB's seize on easy targets and evoke other sociopaths, often getting away with murder.
My classmate asked me to slash someone's tires because he wouldn't date her. She's such a Carolyn Bryant.

My cousin is trying to have someone thrown in jail for an argument they had in 4th grade. What a Carolyn Bryant.
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Kobe Bryant

A superstar, legend, family man, father, and husband. He was a special person in all of our hearts and we hated to see him go. The true goat of basketball and the greatest inspiration anyone could ask for. Rest easy Kobe and GiGi
Damn I can’t believe the legend Kobe is gone. Rest easy we love you

Kobe Bryant: a family man and a legend
by Frederick Kolias January 28, 2020
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Dez Bryant

A man who has lost his hands.
Dez Bryant was once a man who could catch a td pass. That was a long, long time ago..
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Kobe Bryant

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Bryant Ocampo

He a fucking ugly ass kid who like to fuck his mom and likes to suck his dogs dick
Why are you such a Bryant Ocampo
by pussy eater_2000 June 10, 2018
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Kobe Bryant

Friend:yo who's kobe bryant Me: HELICOPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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