Briefcase Fart

A fart that has been concealed within a briefcase for later usage.

When one unleashes the fart from its briefcase, the fart yells "FART" then smells unbearably horrible to unsuspecting victims (most frequently used on airplanes) ((often used by terrorists...pilots never see that shit coming)).




and that's what she said.

"You and me go together like two farts in a briefcase! : "

"Random Airplane Passenger: WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SMELL?!
Man With Briefcase: THAT'S MY BRIEFCASE FART!
Random Airplane Passenger: Wow, that's nifty! I needta get me one of them that there briefcase farts! I can use it on my wife when she won't sex me up!"

by Portishead && Tallywag! August 4, 2008

broetic

1) A bro's special writings to his favorite bro-ho
2) The emotion a bro feels when something touches him. Like when another bro gets married, has a child, or gets a new lift kit for his off bro-d vehicle

Biff: The way Buffy flung her hair around was almost, broetic

by Kelly Miret December 1, 2006

Broey McBroster

A name given to a guy who emanates the essence of a bro in its purest form. See definition of bro

Yeah, I did hear about the party Broey McBroster, but I also heard how you *didn't* do that chick, got slapped multiple times, and spent your night puking all over the 4 polos you were wearing.

by TheBroStopsHere August 7, 2010

Algoa Park Briefcase

South African:

n. 5 Litre Box Wine; KWV

In South Africa wine distributers often package surplus wine in 5 litre boxes. Algoa Park is a poor urban area of Port Elizabeth where unemployment is rife.

"There goes another hobo with his Algoa Park Briefcase."

"When you're down, the Algoa Park Briefcase keeps you down."

by Clinton Croix September 6, 2004

brief cheese

the residue found in a man's briefs or other tight underwear that he has worn for several days without washing. usually yellow stains with a distinct odor that is more than simple urine.

Since going to college, I don't have time to wash my jockeys every week. Now they all smell like brief cheese.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

Glasgow Briefcase

A glasgow briefcase is another name for a plastic bag. Cos they can't afford to buy leather goods so they carry their shit in a plastic bag.

Look at his glasgow briefcase, it's one of those designer Asda ones

by pink chris August 9, 2004

pelican briefs

Any material (which could include vinyl) that attempts to cover usually sloppy, roast beef style pussy lips in an attempt to constrict their natural tendency to dangle like the sweating flaps of overexposed and necrotic skin under good ol' granny's arms. Pelican briefs are easily spotted on the beach, where there the tell-tale sign is a wad of festering flesh akin to the underside of a pelican's beak.

"Hey little buddy, look at those pelican briefs..."
"...Oh Skipper, I think I threw up a little..."
"It'll be alright little buddy, let's go home and I'll give you a nice warm sizzle chest you can sport on the boardwalk this evening."
"I love you Skipper....but my stink eye still burns."

by Haskins Lombardi II December 19, 2003