struggle boner

A boner a male achieves while a woman is struggling and or panicking. Tickling, wrestling, and other wholesome activities can induce a struggle boner.

I was tickling my girlfriend and I got a raging struggle boner.

struggle boner by The Ticklist January 1, 2014

Bladder Boner 

An erection caused by the accumulation of urine either during the day or after sleeping.

Mike: Dude what the fuck is that!?!?
Ryan: Sorry its my bladder boner, i slept for like 15 hours

Bladder Boner by Dino Susan December 25, 2009

Game-Boner 

When the excitement of an upcoming video game release is so overpowering it generates feelings of arousal.

Symptoms include: Pre-Orders, calendar reminders, scheduled days off, repetitive trailer watching, rescheduling important life events and the ending of relationships.

If your game-boner lasts more than 4 hours please consult a physician.

Dave: Did you see that trailer for the new Grand Theft Auto? It looks awesome!

Erik: Check my pants bro. I'm sportin' a major Game-Boner.

Game-Boner by GAMEWRECKERS October 30, 2012

Boner Shits

When one suffers from the adverse side-effects (mostly bowel related) of Viagra.

Oh damn Clara, I have the boner shits.

Boner Shits by theface2277 July 20, 2013

boertjie 

An Afrikaans speaking person living in South Africa and Namibia. The word ‘boertjie’ comes from the Dutch word for ‘farmer’ and became popular when the British were fighting with the farmers in Southern Africa, the Boer War. The ‘tjie’ is a diminutive suffix.

There is a lot of boertjies playing rugby. The boertjies have been in Africa since 1652.

boertjie by Isosha January 17, 2014

breakfast boner 

an erection similar to the morning wood, only it is slightly delayed and doesnt rise until your at the breakfast table. can also refer to a morning wood erection that doesnt go down until your at the breafast table. or it can simply be used interchangably with morning wood.

Steve woke up in the morning to his surprise with no erection. However, while waiting on his pancakes Steve got a breakfast boner.

breakfast boner by canvasfred August 9, 2010

Sadness Boner 

When you get so sad you get a boner.

"I'll never bang Scarlett Johansson. *Sadness Boner*"

Funerals, break-ups, movies, and disappointing Christmas gifts are all causes of a Sadness Boner.

Sadness Boner by kain2201 October 16, 2013