Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023

by glittatitz March 29, 2017

Geoffs been having problems shitting all week, sounds like he could have a serious case of tunnle boulders
by Bungle trump October 13, 2017

by The tasty ogres June 9, 2019

Breast the things on women's chest I will never be able to touch :( other names
Tits, knockers, double D's
Fun bags, hooters, chest puppies
Boobs, melons, jubblies
Chesticles, mammaries
Milk jugs, big breasts
Shoulder boulders on your chest
Tits, knockers, double D's
Fun bags, hooters, chest puppies
Boobs, melons, jubblies
Chesticles, mammaries
Milk jugs, big breasts
Shoulder boulders on your chest
Guy sees girl walking by
Guy: *Whistles* look at those shoulder boulders!
Guy 2 : Come on man be respectful call them double D's
Guy 1 nods
Guy: *Whistles* look at those shoulder boulders!
Guy 2 : Come on man be respectful call them double D's
Guy 1 nods
by ANKI_starboy January 6, 2025

by TSM_NuttSacc September 18, 2021
