Troll Bogey

When you’re about to score a bogey in golf, but then a hole troll grabs your golf ball and throws it to the beginning of the course.

“I was about to hit a record low in golf, but I got hit with a troll bogey.”

by carpathianwizard February 10, 2023

hedge bogeys

Seeds of the Cleaver plant that often get stuck in dogs’ fur.

“The dog has lots of hedge bogeys after her walk.”

by aoadneiehfhidjwbwkdjcbdb September 3, 2023

The Boogeyman

Kendrick Lamar.

Person 1: Yo, have you heard the new Drake diss from The Boogeyman?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: The boogeyman. Kendrick. K.dot. You know him, right?

by XxSegregationxX May 5, 2024

Zeegy boogey dogg

As quoted in BFDIA 4 by firey;Zeegy boogey dogg!

Guy A:Hey b!
Guy B:What?

Guy A:Have you seen BFDIA 4 ?
Guy B:No, what’s it called?
Guy A: Zeegy boogey dogg!

by M@dn3ss May 28, 2024

Wonkey Donkey Billy Bongey

When you find some manky ass billy at the side of a park hidden in some bushes made out of a texta, a gatorade bottle and a bit of a coke can as a pc and you and your mate have nothing else to do so you have a few cones with some low grade bud.
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right

you: OH SHIT MATE!! LOOK!! ITS A WONKEY DONKEY BILLY BONGEY!!!
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*

by crueltycrevice February 3, 2023