I want to be a Blessing!
by Someweirdo._.ontheinternet June 27, 2020
Get the Blessing mug.When you sneeze your sole is trying to escape your body by saying "bless you" your sole gets shoved back in to your body where it remains for all eternity, if some one dosent say bless you, your f**ked
Bob:achooooi
Cameron:bless you
Bob:thanks for shoving my sole back in my body!
Cameron:ummm ok (I need new friends)
Bob:hahaha I don’t have a life
Cameron:bless you
Bob:thanks for shoving my sole back in my body!
Cameron:ummm ok (I need new friends)
Bob:hahaha I don’t have a life
by 0-David-0 June 17, 2018
Get the Bless you mug.As in Brian Blessed. A man who could out-boom God in the Booming Voice Olympics. Often described as 'shouty' in his acting performances, this is really an inadequate adjective. While the volume the man can produce is quite simply staggering and which regularly makes wilderbeast stampede for their lives even on another continent, volume alone is only part of his amazing talent. His shouting is at once deafeningly loud, jolly, heartwarming, deceptively articulate and imposing. An absolute pleasure to experience, even while your ears begin to shatter.
In addition he understands the aesthetic of contrast in further enhancing the magnitude of his shouting. He will very often speak at a delicate volume for several words in a row, and he is so well spoken you'd think he was a librarian at Cambridge. But then, without notice... "AH WELL, WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? HAHAHAHAHAHA.... DIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!"
In common usage today as slang for someone whose charismatic presence is felt immediately by all (example below)
In addition he understands the aesthetic of contrast in further enhancing the magnitude of his shouting. He will very often speak at a delicate volume for several words in a row, and he is so well spoken you'd think he was a librarian at Cambridge. But then, without notice... "AH WELL, WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? HAHAHAHAHAHA.... DIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!"
In common usage today as slang for someone whose charismatic presence is felt immediately by all (example below)
person 1: omg hus dat guy hu jus came to da party?!???!"
person 2: dunno bruv, but he's bare blessed you get me!
person 2: dunno bruv, but he's bare blessed you get me!
by confused, would we? September 9, 2006
Get the blessed mug.the feeling of getting/being high from smoking ganja.
Comes from the idea that it is a blessed herb put on Earth by God/Jah for mankind to utilize from creation.
(can also be shortened to simply "bless" for easier use in speech)
Comes from the idea that it is a blessed herb put on Earth by God/Jah for mankind to utilize from creation.
(can also be shortened to simply "bless" for easier use in speech)
by Christo Sherbert January 14, 2008
Get the blessed mug.This basically means that you're stupid, and the person saying it feels bad for you. You may think that it's nice, but it's really an insult.
Person 1: I wonder why the Sun orbits the Earth
Person 2: Oh, bless you heart!
Bless your heart: It's an insult in Southern dialect, and means you're stupid.
Person 2: Oh, bless you heart!
Bless your heart: It's an insult in Southern dialect, and means you're stupid.
by girlyshopper99 April 24, 2017
Get the bless your heart mug.A Blessen is an amazing guy who is cool & funny. A Blessen also likes sports especially basketball. He is also a smart & tries to be ghetto. But also he Funny & very caring. A Blessen always puts a smile on your face & brightens up your day
by BmAn January 6, 2014
Get the blessen mug.The act of taking a shit while at the same time eating an egg salad and drinking coffee to sooth your bowels, popularize by H3H3
by LargeQuantityOfGay May 22, 2018
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