bj mobile

Getting a blow job while driving a vehicle. The partner leans over and gives the blow job from the passanger seat.
Oh man, Lacey gave me the best bj mobile last night.
by Dukes2014 April 18, 2014
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bj bun

A bun that a girl puts her hair in before giving a blowjob.
Omg she hasn't taken out her bj bun yet.
by Big papa Charlie October 28, 2015
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The bj words

The bj words are a group of words that mean different things.
Giving head means being mean to someone

Giving oral means to be nice
A rim job is where you fight
Rahh she kept giving me head last night I just wanted to bang innit
The bj words
by Cunt slayer69 November 28, 2017
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Red bj

Where a person (m/f) gives you a bj with red pepper flakes in their mouth.
I got a red bj last night and I had to pour milk on myself to make the burn go away.
by Janewilliams September 23, 2021
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Bj week

When an awesome woman gives her man oral sex instead of vaginal sex during the week she is on her period.
She doesn’t care for intercourse when she’s on her period so it’s bj week! Yes she’s a keeper.
by Deepsea September 22, 2022
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Uncle BJ

A blowjob a man gets from his female patner when menstruation prevents the couple from having vaginal sex. Uncle BJ is often a man's only available option for sex from his wife or girlfriend when Aunt Flo comes to visit.
Wife: "You'd better forget about tonight, honey. Aunt Flo's coming for a visit."

Husband: "Well, I hope she brought Uncle BJ with her!"
by trxstr January 01, 2010
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Blinded by the BJ

When a friend of yours eagerly brags about how some girl he's talking to agrees to blow him. Curious you ask to see what she looks like, and to your horror she's the most ugliest bitch you've ever seen. Despite your attempts to convince him she's ugly, he insists shes pretty hot. Later when he meets up to get blowed, he soon finds out you were right all along, and she is an ugly piece of shit. He was blinded by the BJ.
Your friend: Yo dude this chick I'm talking to said shed blow me man!

You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!

You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!

Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!

You: alright.. Whatever you say...

Later

Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was

fucking disgusting!?

You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!
by RyGuyW September 24, 2011
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