the bench

n. not just a bench, but "the" bench. This is where starting baseball players dream of getting to in their career, where players can completely screw around all day, and where there are gemming stories. Three key aspects of the bench are if a bench player can, keep the book, stay in one spot the whole game, and get foul balls. A perfect bencher is something even veteran benchers may not get to accomplish in their lifetime. One must never move the entire time during the game, asking the coach to not put him in if he asks. It has only happened once or twice in freshman-jv baseball history.

That kid for Milton clearly wanted to sit the bench in that game, since when he hit a dribbler to eich, instead of running to first, he walked off the field towards the bench so that his coach would sit him for the rest of the game.

by jv ballah December 19, 2004

Fingerbang Bench

1.the 3 seated bench on the back of a greyhound bus where women get fingerbanged on a bus ride.

"On the bus ride to Vancouver I pleasured a woman on the fingerbang bench"

by Stinkyfish69 September 29, 2013

weight bench

A digital or manual scale such as a triplebeam, often use to mearsure the weight of drugs.

Bring your weight bench because I havent weighed the work yet.

by Dwain Oneal July 11, 2006

batty on bench

Slang to describe someone who's close to you(a friend) or likes to follow you around or is always with you. Can be use to describe your friends. They are the "batty" and you are the "bench" that they like to sit on or be around with. Batty i this slang means Ass and what do you do when you see a bench? YOU sit on it.

"Ya Reeta and I are batty on bench, we'll always together in school"

"batman and robin are batty on bench, you can't have one without the other"

by Trixie February 13, 2005

Work Bench

A bed; primarily used for sex with women.

I fucked Sue on my work bench.

by Motto March 4, 2004

grab some bench

a way of asking someone to sit next to you in a casual way

You might want to grab some bench, this is a long story.

by emmett0615 January 13, 2009

legislate from the bench

What judges do when they hand down a decision you don't like.

The decision by the Ninth Circuit Court to ban roof-mounted bazookas on pickup trucks is a blatant example of judges who legislate from the bench.

by jack6128 December 12, 2012