the blitz

A group of people who do your bidding, usually pertaining to gang violence.

“Yo, Jaquan talking mad crazy on the net, what are you gonna do about this?”

“He better watch his mouth before I send the blitz”

by reggie from zombieland December 12, 2024

Blitz

A typical retard who drinks about 100 cups of coffee a day and moans at fat kids on a video game. Tends to prey on little children like wbuh.

Oh fuck Blitz is coming for the kids

by Tractor Party April 18, 2019

Blitz rape

Rape for Self Offense

I had to Save my life Before He rape so I Blitz rape him

by 459395 March 5, 2022

Biden Blitz

When you do 8 hours of work in 20 minutes much like President Joe signing executive orders.

"Don't mess with that nurse. She's on a Biden Blitz"

"That teacher went on a Biden Blitz and graded 100 assignments before 8am."

"It smells strongly of lemon citrus in here. Someone must have gone on a Biden Blitz disinfecting this whole place"

"I'm so far behind. I'm gonna need to chug an energy drink and pull a Biden Blitz tomorrow morning"

by TynasaurusRex January 25, 2021

blitzed creek

Blitzed creek is when you’re so baked that you make up a phrase for how baked you are and you call it “blitzed creek”.

“Man, I’m blitzed creek.”

by BTMA June 17, 2022

skull blitz

when a person is extremely high out of there mind (usually on marijuana) and the next day they have absolutely no idea what happened.

dylan: dude you were so high last night you were just staring at my cat for 3 straight hours!
Armin: oh my god i was so skull blitzed!

by armeeen December 11, 2009

Zander / Blitz Bffs

Zander / Blitz Bffs are very special. He thinks about them everyday

They’re the best people he has met!!!

P1 “Zander / Blitz Bffs To Zander is SOO special?!?! “
P2 “I wonder how long he thinks about them..”

by Blitz! :) December 8, 2021