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baseball wife

n. like a gold digger, but this woman's specific intent was to land a pro-athlete. Often attempt "unplanned" pregnancies to land their victims/husbands. Found in large quantities in Paradise Valley and Scottsdale, Arizona, especially at Fashion Square Mall.
She's only screwing him because he got drafted by the team. She's so trying to be a baseball wife.
by FooJee August 14, 2005
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mormon third base

The act of cuddling, laying down on a bed, couch, futon, hammock, or love-sac. Also known as spooning.
When I turned on the lights, I caught Brandon attempting to get to mormon third base with Cami.
by mormon_playa October 10, 2007
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dildo-based titillation

A mating process used by Abdoes which involves the use of tits, with organic dildoes as nipples, pumping repeatedly to engage in sexual intercourse.
That Adbo used dildo-based titillation on your mom!
by Marxfjr January 29, 2009
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49th base

For male: Sticking your penis in the exhaust pipe of a f1 car

For Female: Sticking a f1 car exhaust pipe into your vagina
Man I went to the 49th base last night!

Fuck, thats like better then sex!
by JoshuaBowler May 4, 2009
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76th Base

Oddly enough, 76th base is nothing more then a candle lit dinner in a cliched romantic destination. I know, what a let down.
Man 1: Dude, I heard you took your girlfriend to Paris.
Man 2: Yeah, we got to 76th base at an Italian restaurant by the Eiffel Tower.
Man 1: Oh well that's sweet... you fuck her after?
Man 2: No.
Man 1: Puss
by Jason "Reckless" Pavlick June 19, 2010
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Siouxsie and the Banshees

A rock band fronted by Siouxsie Sioux that originated in London at the time of the Sex Pistols, The Slits, The Clash, and many other Brit punk scene bands. Siouxsie had her own unique style, mixing Ancient Egyptian eye makeup and occult and provocative dressing preferences. They originated their own specific style, usually surrounding mystery and horror, but it can be on the light side too. They have been around for more than 20 years and released numerous albums but broke up a few years ago.
The (in)famous Sid Vicious played drums for Siouxsie and the Banshees at their first gig.
by stray November 17, 2004
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Nigger Basher

People who bash Niggers for fun.
"he hit that nigger!" "Oh hes a Nigger Basher!!"
by Mr Italian Stallion August 28, 2006
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