43rd Base

Using three hands when you masturbate, all you're own.

"Dude, I got to 43rd base last night."

"You mean 44th right? Cause I saw the fighter jet in your driveway this morning."

by FSMASTER January 17, 2009

89th Base

When you penetrate a lemon with your dick and your fingers at the same time while singing sex bomb by tom jones with a kilogram of sherbet balanced on your forehead.

OR

When an irishman sucks off a polishman on a cycle to brighton

Man 1: Yeah i got to 89th base yesterday, got hit by a car afterwards as well...
Man 2: Wow really? Thats cool

by MarkNortherns March 18, 2009

10th Base

This is just second base in binary. Nothing to be proud of but makes the beeks feel better.

nerd - "I got to 10th base last night"
dude - "Holly shit what is that"
nerd - "I felt up Holly's tits"
dude - "loser, everyone's done that"

by -GunnerX December 18, 2008

Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor

A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)

John: I have a shitty sense of humor.
Roger: At least you don't have Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor.
John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.

by Gigabased September 24, 2021

Based and red pilled

Something that is bold and correct but also something a vast majority disagree with,
Tied to red pilled which means to flee from false myths in exchange for getting a better understanding of the real world
Sometimes but not limited to having right-wing beliefs

Tim: Radical feminists are so cringe, they say women are oppressed when men face much more hardship
Joseph: Based and red pilled

by stans begone November 19, 2020

56th base

Where you go in a time machine and find the past version of you and fuck yourself whether you like it or not, either way, one of you wanted it

Past version of you: I think i might go to bed
Present version that timetravelled : mmm hello me, sex time
Past version : this is too crazy im being shafted by ...myself!
Present version: i think i'll call this 56th base

by mysterious S May 23, 2009

Basam

Basam is an arabic name, witch means a smiley person, usually given to the middle child, childish but very loyal and sweet , also hot af!Beware he is capable of stealing your girl without even wanting her .

Jack:Hey what’s up what’s wrong?

Josh:Basam stole my prom date

by Djsjsjs November 8, 2019