Half baked

Something that is not good enough to be categorized as the real deal.

A half baked meal is barely edible. A half baked friend leaves a lot to be desired from the friendship. Half baked person is incompetent and is barely good enough to serve a meanful purpose.

by Sundayword August 20, 2009

baked potato

The gayest gay act

"That guy likes the baked potato"

by Jordan May 11, 2004

t baged

the act of putting your balls in someones mouth

Kid 1 "yo I just t baged Chris Tracy and he woke up and broke my fingers"

Kid 2 "sucks..."

by gifford700 June 16, 2007

Baked Ziti

When a man with a small penis, gets sloppy-seconds on a roughed-up asshole that has already been ejaculated into. When he pulls out, his cock will be covered in blood, jizz and shit resembling baked ziti. (The blood being the sauce, the jizz being the cheese, and the shit being the burnt charr from baking.)

Hey Tony, I can't get the smell of last night's baked ziti off my small cock.

by step-sister fister November 5, 2010

BARDFAHG

1. (noun)- Acronym for Butt Anal Retard Dick Fucking Ass Homo Gay. Essentially used to designate something as way fucked up. Originated circa 2004 in a high school in response to a drama group known as Bard. Members would often break into song at random, even inappropriate times. Introverted beyond normal human levels,they also constantly flirted with borderline homosexuality amoung their members. Fellow peers casually reffered to them as Bard Fags, eventually evolving the saying into the acronym we now know. Today the meaning can be used in nearly any wacked situation, and is using said with much enthusiasm.
2. (verb)- Taken from the original acronym, bardfahg is also used as an action verb desribing an action that is blantantly flamboyant or just over the top in general.
3. (noun)- A name used in a Halo 2 lan party, now legendary amoung certain gaming circles, by the originator of the acronym. This person actually played on a team with Bard members and begain team killing and was able to remain anonymous throughout the game.

1. "OMG, those guys are singing during history class and touching each other's asses."
"What else would you expect from BARDFAHGs?"

2. "Did that guy seriously go to school dressed in drag?"
"God, that drama geek just Bardfahged the shit out of the entire Halloween holiday."

3. "Ok who the hell is this ButtAnalRetarDik guy. He keeps tking me!"

by B_Rock August 10, 2006

loaded baked potato

the act of performing veracious anal thrustage while the anal cavity has reached maximum fecal capacity. After fertilizing the know tender "potato" with your seed, place a dinner saucer beneath the anus. Watch the steaming spud plop onto the saucer with with copious amounts of your freshly churned genetic sour cream.

See also 'gravy boat'

Anytime Johny wants a loaded baked potato, I bend over and tell him "Fill 'er up!"

by Dock and Load! September 13, 2009

bardcore

A group of Shakespearean fanatics so into the whole bard thing that they communicate in rhyming couplets.

PERCY: Let's bid farewell these saucy tarts,
Lest love's arrows pierce too-eager hearts.

CHRIS: Hey - cut that bardcore shit will ya? We just hooked up with this fine pair of honeys, and you wanna leave da club already??!?

by dickyboy November 3, 2006