Asshole

1. A card game for adolescents or young adults.
2. A prick/rude son-of-a-bitch who treats EVERYONE like they are beneath them. Doesn't care if he hurts someone's feelings.
3. Somebody from L.A., New York City, Detroit, France, Fort Wayne, Indiana; also any people who go to Harvard, Rednecks from the South, and a few bastards from Canada.
4. One cavity that many drug traffickers hide their shipment in.
5. What you are if you constantly cheat on your wife and beat your kids.
6. What to use when removing waste from the body; see shit or feces
7. Can be used as a means of entertaining people in various places.

Everyone I ever knew from Fort Wayne was a rude asshole. They always treated me like dirt for doing NOTHING to them. I hate those son of a bitch rat bastards.

by Ryan September 16, 2004

assholation

A retreat or quarantine for the president or members of the executive branch other than Camp David.

Kellyanne Conway and Steven Miller have been placed in forced assholation.

by Pine Bluff April 15, 2020

assholitis

A disease, possibly terminal resulting from being a complete asshole.

His girlfriend dumped him because he has a bad case of assholitis. It might be terminal.

by Jeanine Albert October 12, 2007

Asshole

One that refuses to accept the world around them.

From 'Thinner' By Stephen King
(writting as Richard Bachman)

Politicians are such assholes.

by Scruffy February 6, 2006

Asshole

An Asshole is somebody that works to better himself sometimes at the expense of other, usually the people who deserve to be hurt. He is generally liked by everybody in his presence no matter what he does. Although the most important person to an Asshole is himself, he does care about other things and people. Although he generally betters himself at the expense of others he can sometimes help other people in the process which can draw more positive attention to himself. Not to be confused with a douche-bag or a dick, a douche-bag is somebody that cares ONLY for himself and a dick is somebody that doesn't care for anyone.

Denis Leary: An Asshole who gains the admiration of millions by saying what he wants and hurting the people who deserve it. But he still is able to have a charity for fireman, drawing positive attention to himself.

by THE A**HOLE July 11, 2010

Assholism

When a person is physically unable to stop being an asshole.

"My gosh he is so annoying. I think he suffers from a severe case of assholism"

by Hermies October 30, 2009

assholes

An alternate word for aviator-style sunglasses with very dark or mirrored lenses.

While assholes are worn by people from all walks of life, these are the primary wearers: pigs, pretty much everyone in the movie Top Gun (chicks included), obese motorcyclists, rent-a-cops, yacht owners, hipsters, construction workers, and aging retirees who like to fish and drink watery American piss-beer.

Assholes may also worn by non-assholes for the ironic effect.

I saw a cop fall off his horse and land face first. His assholes did not survive.

Some dude on a Harley get pooped on by a flock of birds. Fortunately, his eyes were protected from the milky fecal rain by a sweet pair of assholes.

Did you notice any identifying traits of the fisherman who was masturbating in his boat? Could you see his eye color perhaps?

No, because he was sporting a dark pair of assholes. I did, however, notice that he had a summer length sack.

Disgusting!

Yes...yes it was...and come to think of it, he looked just like the drummer from that really shitty band...

Let me take a guess: 311?

YES! How did you know?

Those guys are wanted for all kids of weird sex crimes...mostly necro-beastiality and pedophilia. One day we'll get them.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 8, 2010