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Mission and a half

A task so prolonged or difficult, it seems as though you're taking on more than you bargained for. Once completed, you feel so irritated (or relieved, depending on the situation) that you can't help but talk about it to someone.
Sophie: I didn't get picked up yesterday afternoon and had to walk home. It took me two bloody hours!

John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.
by MysteryGirl05 November 19, 2013
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meth and a half

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dimorian: puts a hotdog on top of the bread instead of in the bread
me: that’s meth and a half
by trysaratops October 11, 2022
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Two Squirrels and a Monkey

when you have two chicks sucking each one of your nuts and your howling like a monkey.
The RocKK "Yeah dude, he got them to do the "Two Squirrels and a Monkey" on him last night"

B-Dog: "Ahh LUCKY! So that explains why I heard Chuckles yelling last night..."
by Bdpballaaaa February 19, 2012
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son of a bitch and a dwarf

the son of the bitch happens to have a drawf sized supernova in their genetalia. the bitch also happens to be pregnant with that barstards kid. shes expects you to keep it.

in short a slang term for that slag next door
"SON OF A BITCH AND A DWARF SHES A SLAG!!!!"
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All That and a Can of Worms

1) The opposite version of 90's slang term “All that and a bag of chips”, which means “good, plus extra!”
2) To mean that a person is "all that (they're said to be)" and worse. Someone that, once given an opportunity, is likely to become more controversial and problematic than they already are or are believed to be.

3) An individual that, when opening his or her mouth, is like Pandora's proverbial and mythical box as they get into situations that get out of hand or become hard to control.
The American people thought that Donald Trump was 'all that and a can of worms' even from the fateful moment he announced his candidacy for president.
by AELIANA October 13, 2016
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Pulling a Chris and a Chester

the term used when denoting a situation when two close people kill themselves, both in resemblance to the other, usually in a span of two months. Moreover the latter might do it on the former's birthday.
Girl 1: You remember Jane and Jack from sophomore days? They killed themselves last year. I just heard about it!
Girl 2: Oh my, weren't they dating?
Girl 1: Yes! They were successful in totally pulling a Chris and a Chester!
Girl 2: Rip!
by Mriganka Midas July 23, 2017
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two cats and a turtle

A euphemism for the male genitalia. Two cats (furry balls) and a turtle (the penis which retracts when it's cold).
Would you like to come to my house and sit on my couch and drink some wine? I have two cats and a turtle wink wink.
by Rudelittlepig April 20, 2018
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