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A euphemism for the male genitalia. Two cats (furry balls) and a turtle (the penis which retracts when it's cold).
Would you like to come to my house and sit on my couch and drink some wine? I have two cats and a turtle wink wink.
by Rudelittlepig April 20, 2018
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