Why do I always get the nuts?

How come all my customers are men? It would sure be nice to meet a few chicks around this joint for a change.

after ordering Gooberberry sundaes
Spongebob: Oh waaaaiiiter!!! Waaaiiiiiiiter!! WaiTOR! Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?

Why do I always get the nuts? by jm080800 June 29, 2019

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It's always something

A sub abbreviated ver. use of the phrase
'It's always something with you'

It means that the person having to help in some manner is exhausted,annoyed or fed up with the antics of the person they're taking care of.

They feel like in the moment of stress that the person they're assisting are more trouble then they're worth.

If called out they may try to devert that the expression is referring to an object or situation.

Make up artist: That premadana is at it again! She says it's too hot and too make it colder but she won't go anywhere near ac. She's says it will ruin her hair.

Director: *sigh* It's always something.

It's always something by Ruggedragon May 23, 2022

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It's not always about sex

Something women say when they know you're not their sexual preference or when you're not good in bed

1. Everything that comes out your mouth is always sexual. Chill out bro, I get that you like me but It's not always about sex

2. We can sleep together without u wanting to fuck me every night. It's not always about sex, there's more to a relationship

It's not always about sex by J91GMaine April 24, 2023

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my forever her always

my forever her always is a phrase i have with one of my best friends. however, her phrase would be my always her forever. she is my forever and i am her always. this phrase was inspired by the term forever & always meaning FOREVER and ALWAYS if you know what i mean. we will forever be there for eachother in any time we will always support eachother.

my forever her always is our phrase.

my forever her always by theasmultii June 17, 2023