Commit Alan

The art of blocking someone on any online social media account the moment they say anything remotely close to insulting you

Person A : joe mama
Person B: blocks Person A
Person A : ah i see he has commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

Polish Alan

Alan is a hairy little fellow who has zero friends, and has a bald dad. Alan is also another word for failure.

God i wouldn’t like to do a Polish Alan.

by MiniMexicanM4n April 20, 2023

Alan Bread

An anagram used in polite society to describe one's anal beard.

"Mate - a rusty trombin' is one thing, but she was chewing on me alan bread."

by Rooster Vagina August 25, 2008

Alan Wild

Man of destruction and beans

Man of
Man eats beans so
That’s a man of destruction called Alan wild

by Beansontoastonathursdayevening March 22, 2020

Pulling an Alan

When your girl/wife dumps you and take it up the ass. You start making fake accounts and call the girl out and ruin her reputation. She’s over him but he’s not over her.

Guy 1- did you see how badly Geni’s reputation went?

Guy 2- yeah Abe was pulling an alan

by Missmewiththatbs2 January 13, 2021

Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.

I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!

by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022

Pulling an Alan

Asking someone to play a game with you then rage quitting a few minutes later

I can't believe he left the game he just asked us to play!(pulling an alan)

by Ilikeppinmybunghole July 15, 2019