Balls Actually

To be used as a point. A satirical commentary on the fact that political arguments and views have become so opinionated that they come off as nonsensical. Use of the phrase as an argument sounds equally nonsensical. Can also be used as a means to annoy those in the argument, or just in general.

Person 1 - "What are you doing?"
Person 2 - "Balls actually"

by Balls_Man May 29, 2022

Lachlan but actually Stuart

Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows

Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart

by bushini349358 June 13, 2022

Actual Zombie

Used by r/AnarchChess by continuing the chain

Person 1:Google en passant
Person 2: Holy Hell
Person 3: New response just dropped
Person 4: Actual Zombie

by eef_q June 13, 2024

actuals

The most annoying and most popular people in your school.

Hey, are you going to CC’s party tonight?
No, I hate hanging out with the actuals. They’re so annoying.

by TheOneTheOhknlee June 27, 2025

actual

Nem megyek máshova, de azt hiszem, ez jó nekünk, és csak egy jót akartam, de nem azért, amiért benne voltál

Nem megyek máshova, de azt hiszem, ez jó nekünk, és csak egy jót akartam, de nem azért, amiért benne voltál actual

by Abcvd January 11, 2024

Soho By Sparta Actually Has A Treatment That Was Typed On Celtx

Soho By Sparta Actually Has A Treatment That Was Typed On Celtx

Soho By Sparta Actually Has A Treatment That Was Typed On Celtx

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Well actually

You're a fucking shill who's literally getting paid to a have a fat cock.

Hym "Well actually kill yourself fat cock."

by Hym Iam September 27, 2023