shag ache

A term used for a man or woman who you want to have sex with but who you find annoying!

'He is doing my head in he is such a shag ache'

by JlD82 September 20, 2016

Dick Ache

Dick ache - the feeling of intense sexual dissatisfaction. When sexual stimulation is out matched by disappointment.

"i really liked her but her Instagram hoeing gave me dick ache"

by UnclePeteNO May 25, 2016

Reality-TV-Ache

A head ache which occurs after watching too many hours of reality television.

Person one: What's up, bro?

Person two: I watched too much Jersey Shore, now I have a reality-TV-ache.

Person one: I hate those!

by PurpleHampster November 27, 2012

ach buller

A scottish term for something going wrong.

John: Larry, yer fly is doon.
Larry: Ach Buller!

by thesingscotsman November 29, 2011

Mubar-ache

The feeling of excessive pain, such as a headache or similar aches/pains in various body parts. Can sometimes be emotional/mental pain as well

The Mubar-ache started more than 2 weeks ago, and still won't go.

or

I had a fight with my girl. She's such a Mubar-ache

by Alijandro-Bu7sain February 25, 2011

tummy ache

worst form of pain imaginable

“dude take me to the hospital i have a tummy ache”

by ZO1NKS June 13, 2023

Dickhead Ache

Like a headache but instead located at the top of your prick, usually resulted after hours of sexually intercoarse or masturbation

James: "Why are you holding your dick like that john?"
John: "I was off some good crank last night and me and lisa fucked for 8 hours straight, now i have a Dickhead Ache"
James:" That sucks shit"
John: "Yeah"

by CumButtKarma June 16, 2023